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Charges for small drug possession offenses is a huge problem in Philly, especially for poor black kids. A cop knows that, if he simply wants to, he can probably destroy a kid for life. And they do, so the cycle of crime (or "crime") continues.

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bunch of 'em are jumping ship, tons and tons of retirements

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Huh. I've never watched Fear Factor. Is it any good?

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Good lord! Everyone in firing range better duck!

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I don't know. You can't REALLY tell if his hand is on her back.

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The rumor is that she allows the resident to touch her all the time. So I'd say her standards are... not that high.

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One of them constantly rolls in shit, has rabies, and is always licking his balls in front of everyone.

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provolone!

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Real True Melania #11 ™

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During the photo? Leaving a greasy sweaty handprint on her shirt.

Right at this very moment? You probably don't want to know.

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He's measuring the dimensions across her back, while humming "Goodbye Horses" to himself.

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Now you've Egon too far.

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He's only got 15 months before he's termed out, and the courts will knock him down before that.

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Yep. The guy who can't hire people to work in his factory because no one in the area can pass a drug test. The ones who think the biggest problem in America is football players who don't do what they like.

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Good luck and best wishes to you and your team.

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They also elected an African-American woman to as mayor of Charlotte (replacing a liberal white woman) and a by-god Democratic Socialist to the Virginia legislature. Good times.

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