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Gun humpers couldn't win a debate with a roll of toilet paper.

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Ha! That's a pretty cool unit. It'd probably make a good SAM as well. Back in the Vietnam War, our fighter pilots could just barely evade the SA-2 missiles the Rooskies provided to North Vietnam—and thanks, Nixon's pals in China, for allowing them to be shipped by rail across your country to shoot down Panamanian strongman Juan McCain. Towards the end of the war they were starting to get SA-3s, which could easily shoot down our best fighters. There's probably been a bit of progress in the intervening 40 years.

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On the other hand, if the relationship has advanced to the point that they're shopping together at Target, there is reasonable expectation of humping.

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Never go in against a Nately when whores are on the line!

Classic blunder.

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So if someone shouts "Look out, he's got a gun" when there are 2 groups of Carryers* in the place...

*Made up word, not mis-spelling

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I assume the servers will also be racing for the door.

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Do your parents visit restaurants? Do they know to look for the emergency exits before choosing a table?

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Wasn't this an episode of "19 Kids and Counting"?

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<i>Since he obviously doesn’t know the difference between “automatic” and “semi-automatic,” he loses the argument, automatically as it were.</i>

I would have gone <a href="http:\/\/www.recaption.com\/uploads\/241405031808e5d64f.jpg" target="_blank">with</a>.

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I would say One is a furrener.

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Silly. Tigers are only released to defend against someone wielding fresh fruit!

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Some businesses here used to use alligators as a theft deterrent. It was a perfectly acceptable summer job for a teen to clean the alligator pit - my friend did that (and i helped a few times).

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Is winking non-fatal? (I'm convinced someday someone somewhere will wink at me.)

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Points for using the word "mendacious".

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Actually, I bet you could formulate a legal argument that the tiger is a weapon ... the rest follows. Open Carry Tigers. Or Gators. Or Pumas.

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If it's a burger joint, would it be considered "Stand Your Ground Beef"?

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