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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Gun humpers couldn't win a debate with a roll of toilet paper.

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Lot_49's avatar

Ha! That's a pretty cool unit. It'd probably make a good SAM as well. Back in the Vietnam War, our fighter pilots could just barely evade the SA-2 missiles the Rooskies provided to North Vietnam—and thanks, Nixon's pals in China, for allowing them to be shipped by rail across your country to shoot down Panamanian strongman Juan McCain. Towards the end of the war they were starting to get SA-3s, which could easily shoot down our best fighters. There's probably been a bit of progress in the intervening 40 years.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

On the other hand, if the relationship has advanced to the point that they're shopping together at Target, there is reasonable expectation of humping.

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Jared James's avatar

Never go in against a Nately when whores are on the line!

Classic blunder.

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Last Hussar's avatar

So if someone shouts "Look out, he's got a gun" when there are 2 groups of Carryers* in the place...

*Made up word, not mis-spelling

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malsperanza's avatar

I assume the servers will also be racing for the door.

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malsperanza's avatar

Do your parents visit restaurants? Do they know to look for the emergency exits before choosing a table?

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malsperanza's avatar

Wasn't this an episode of "19 Kids and Counting"?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Since he obviously doesn’t know the difference between “automatic” and “semi-automatic,” he loses the argument, automatically as it were.</i>

I would have gone <a href="http:\/\/www.recaption.com\/uploads\/241405031808e5d64f.jpg" target="_blank">with</a>.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I would say One is a furrener.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Silly. Tigers are only released to defend against someone wielding fresh fruit!

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Some businesses here used to use alligators as a theft deterrent. It was a perfectly acceptable summer job for a teen to clean the alligator pit - my friend did that (and i helped a few times).

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Is winking non-fatal? (I'm convinced someday someone somewhere will wink at me.)

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Points for using the word "mendacious".

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Actually, I bet you could formulate a legal argument that the tiger is a weapon ... the rest follows. Open Carry Tigers. Or Gators. Or Pumas.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

If it's a burger joint, would it be considered "Stand Your Ground Beef"?

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