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bobbert's avatar

I'm in.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

“They come from a country where they have no experience with limited government. And the types of rights we have in the Bill of Rights, they don’t understand that at all, you can’t even talk to them about what the Republican principle is.”

Very interesting statement. Especially in light of the fact that the vast majority of Hispanic voters come from...[brace yourself]...The United States of America! And 100 percent of them happen to hold citizenship in that strange, exotic country, too, in fact, also!!!1!!!1!

So, clearly what Phoolish Scat-Fly is saying is that Americans aren't worth the effort, because they can't perceive anything sensible in the principles and policies that the Republican Party espouses these days.

Well, speaking as someone who is an American citizen myself, I say, "No shat, fly!"

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Come to think of it no, and why are all the photos of her 30 years old?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

You're supposed to bad-mouth them *after* you kiss their ass and take their money, Phyllis!

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fuflans's avatar

OT but jerry moran (R, idiot) voted the wrong way on the immigration bill.

can't make this republican shit up can you?

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malsperanza's avatar

That's funny, the little chihuahua dogs <i>were</i> the ...

nevermind.

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PubOption's avatar

Get off my lawn, or push a mower across it.

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malsperanza's avatar

Paula Deen doesn't do salad. You'd have to call it deep-fried word lasagna.

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fuflans's avatar

he meant to vote 'no' and said 'yes' at first. had to correct himself.

moran.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

68-32 so yes some of them screwed up and voted aye

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malsperanza's avatar

Not to mention that last time I looked, Latinos came from about 25 countries.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I was unaware she was still alive.

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malsperanza's avatar

Republican Geography.

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malsperanza's avatar

Not sure about Cuba, but it definitely means that New York, California, and New England will be forced to secede.

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malsperanza's avatar

Fastow? <insert Pelosi here>

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malsperanza's avatar

No, no: they are doing great!

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