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malsperanza's avatar

Schlaflies eat shit, which I suppose is useful, but they also carry diseases and leave a nasty welt.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Interesting (re the Fun fact).

One of the wineries in CA's Shenandoah Valley is on what used to be a cattle ranch owned by Prohibitionists. The name of their low-cost red blend snarks about this: "Temperance Tart: Naughty Bawdy".

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

In a bed with a lid on it.

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Blanche Beecham's avatar

Maybe they were planning a surprise with necket hackeysack-swingin' dancing men, growlers of that delicious Schlafy Ale from St. Louis (the only Schlafy named thing I really can endorse) and cake! Sure she's made a ton of enemies throughout the years, but this is family!

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Blanche Beecham's avatar

She definitely crawled out of the Pyramid, possibly releasing a curse.

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doktorzoom's avatar

comment of the week nominee here.

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KBBaldwin's avatar

But you have to give them credit for being persistent. They haven't given up and are still working on transforming Kansas into the perfect feudal state.

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KBBaldwin's avatar

Are we REALLY sure of that. There was no autopsy.

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KBBaldwin's avatar

Also, are we still afraid of the Cubans or not. The liberal media hasn't made it clear to me yet.

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bobbert's avatar

The Eagle Forum is run over by a bus of votes?

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bobbert's avatar

The Beagle Forum.

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motmelere's avatar

Il Duce of the Leading Pro-Family Movement Since 1972 calls her daughter a traitor while signing the statement with ?Syphilis? Priceless.

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ryp's avatar

So, the next generation of the family grifting business has gotten tired of waiting for Mom to die, and wants to push her out the door.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

It's more like the Tourney at Harrenhall, which means Schlafly is going to be burning some bitches next.

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Jamsie's avatar

Thanks to that rotten SOB POS, we never got the ERA.DIAF, Phyllis.

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urgelt's avatar

Turns out Wingnutistan isn't safe even for wingnuts. They eat their own.

That might not quite be hoopla, but it's close.

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