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malsperanza's avatar

Schlaflies eat shit, which I suppose is useful, but they also carry diseases and leave a nasty welt.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Interesting (re the Fun fact).

One of the wineries in CA's Shenandoah Valley is on what used to be a cattle ranch owned by Prohibitionists. The name of their low-cost red blend snarks about this: "Temperance Tart: Naughty Bawdy".

Blanche Beecham's avatar

Maybe they were planning a surprise with necket hackeysack-swingin' dancing men, growlers of that delicious Schlafy Ale from St. Louis (the only Schlafy named thing I really can endorse) and cake! Sure she's made a ton of enemies throughout the years, but this is family!

Blanche Beecham's avatar

She definitely crawled out of the Pyramid, possibly releasing a curse.

doktorzoom's avatar

comment of the week nominee here.

KBBaldwin's avatar

But you have to give them credit for being persistent. They haven't given up and are still working on transforming Kansas into the perfect feudal state.

KBBaldwin's avatar

Are we REALLY sure of that. There was no autopsy.

KBBaldwin's avatar

Also, are we still afraid of the Cubans or not. The liberal media hasn't made it clear to me yet.

bobbert's avatar

The Eagle Forum is run over by a bus of votes?

motmelere's avatar

Il Duce of the Leading Pro-Family Movement Since 1972 calls her daughter a traitor while signing the statement with ?Syphilis? Priceless.

ryp's avatar

So, the next generation of the family grifting business has gotten tired of waiting for Mom to die, and wants to push her out the door.

Lizzietish81's avatar

It's more like the Tourney at Harrenhall, which means Schlafly is going to be burning some bitches next.

Jamsie's avatar

Thanks to that rotten SOB POS, we never got the ERA.DIAF, Phyllis.

urgelt's avatar

Turns out Wingnutistan isn't safe even for wingnuts. They eat their own.

That might not quite be hoopla, but it's close.