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Didn't preclude me from thinking, "What the fuck is she talking about?"

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Was he good for 8 hours before he had to call his doctor?

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" we document that mathematics performance for both boys and girls exhibits a strong positive correlation with some measures of gender equity, especially participation rates and salaries of women in the paid labor force relative to men."

Yikes. That's the sort of statement that gives social sciences a bad name.

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At her age, she's probably out of practice. And you'd have to listen to her complain about the arthritis.

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Paul Wellstone and Stevie Ray Vaughan are dead but this dried turd is still alive? That is seriously fucked up.

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Since there about 2,500 four-year colleges in the US, that works out to abolishing slightly less than one team per college, in 30+ years. If you throw in the two-year schools (I don't know what Phyl is counting as a "college sports team"), about one abolishment per two schools.

Not really that impressive.

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She's trod the path that few have trod.

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I'm sort of interested by these "half-women, half-men".

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Nah, that's just me and my friends, who would prefer it if no one told the Schlaf about us, because frankly it's hard enough out here on the far end of the acronym without her screeching about how we are the result/cause of the destruction of traditional blah blah blah.

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Sounds like one of the alien races encountered by Kirk, Spock and McCoy when Scottie beamed them to the wrong place one time.

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Including her lipstick. Ewww.

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"...casual hook-ups that are dead-end encounters with no future and no real romantic relationships."

This doesn't just describe college in the last couple of decades. It describes college since it was invented.

Also, Kirby Delauter.

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Her dictionary (dicktionary?) had a really different definition of feminism than anyone else's.

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"One solution might be to impose the duty on admissions officers to arbitrarily admit only half women and half men."

Didn't Daffy Schlaffy howl <u>against</u> this concept when it was first introduced, as a way to get more Vaginamericans <i>into</i> college?

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Training a moose to use an AR-15 doesn't seem promising. What are the statistics on ice auger accidents?

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