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Zhevra's avatar

It took me fifteen years to convince my mother that JoBeth Williams wasn't dead because Dominique Dunne and Heather O'Rourke had, she thought it was like a curse. I love that woman, best, funniest mom ever!!!

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Jon Fleming's avatar

I know Andy of old from talk.origins. Also he runs Conservapedia. Compared to him Phyllis is sane. There was also an extremely wacky Roger.

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

"And you get a flying monkey. And you get a flying monkey. And......."

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I can answer that! She divorced her abusive husband in the 1980s, and at the time that was a big "no no" in the "Christian" community. She was basically shunned and disappeared from public view. I read an interview with her years ago, and she claimed she was much more tolerant these days. Also, her son is a big flaming homo. People who live in glass houses...

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Ann Landers used to be vehemently opposed to divorce, until her daughter got divorced. Judge not, lest ye be judged, and all that!

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Inside every conservative male is a flaming homosexual dying to sashay out of the closet. Those people are more interested in gay sex than I am, and I'm gay!

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Elizabeth Warren said something a few years ago that stuck with me. It was "if we keep transferring wealth to the top in the next thirty years at the same rate we have been for the past thirty years, this is going to be a country that even the rich aren't going to want to live in." All these conservatives are like a drunk who destroys his neighborhood bar, and then can't figure out why there isn't a nice place to have a drink close to his house.

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Pugsandcoffee's avatar

I love that her own family doesn't like her.

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Jonny On Maui's avatar

Ah the karmic wheel turned and ran her right over. Good!

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subatomic's avatar

I can't unread that, and there is not enough brain bleach to cover this.

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ryp's avatar

Until you realize they actually had to have her as a mother.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

"Gott helfe Lars"

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

But she is not the most skilled or the most enthusiastic practitioner of that skill within her own marriage.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Move to Truth or Consequences, NM (but be sure to move to the consequences part of town.)

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Delu's avatar

Stupidity is an asset, not a hindrance, when it comes to being more like Schafly.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I'm pretty sure they read "Judge not, lest Ye be judged" as judge until you are guilty of it.

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