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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I had a neighbor that drew lots of women who like women. His pictures were crap and he was uber creepy besides.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

We you absolutely, positively need an ear worm look no farther than D. Buddha: Earworm and Minor Annoyance Emporium

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And in our family, I stayed on teaching History whilst truck driver husband stayed home with the kids. He always was better at cleaning house and changing diapers than me.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

What I love is that Tucker-poo is reduced to the Sunday morning slot on Fucks and Friends.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

<i>I know what you’re going to say. Where are these husbands on whom women can depend? And you’re right: there are fewer men these days who seem eager to be primary breadwinners.

But ask yourself why, and I bet you know the answer.</i>

I blame Obama.

Oh, and I find it hard to believe that it's the same woman at the top of the page and in the picture on fox.com. Why, she looks so feminine on Fox.com!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You're confusing grammar and spelling. Ask your husband to explain.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Just chalk it all up to a "not so fresh feeling."

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Most college graduates are women these days. The smart move for women is to find a partner -- male is OK -- to take care of the house and kids while she forges her career.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Venker brings this message on Grace Hopper's birthday. Grace Hopper is one of the most remarkable women in American history leading development of the computer industry. However, she never had any children. Imagine how much better we'd be if she'd just "settled down" and had kids instead all that computer stuff ... bless her heart.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The 1950's are back baby!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Hey Venker, why don't you set the example and quit first.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Blue dye libel!

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SullivanSt's avatar

But they do make better lovers...

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SpideySenser's avatar

Stepford Husbands!!!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In the War on Women, time is not the enemy.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

But how is babby made?

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