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badphairy's avatar

Hehehehe, I love the stormtrooper, "Hit anything today?"

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That fly. And don't start with that "palmetto bug" BS. The scientific name for the palmetto bug is the "American cockroach".

I didn't even have a license yet and I demanded to drive across the Georgia border on the way out of Florida. Haven't been back in 20 years. Still too soon.

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Physics has no place here!

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JMP's avatar

"White knight pussy beta male" - that's a lot of bullshit MRA jargon that basically all amount to insulting a guy for not being a woman-hating troglodyte, I'm surprised the asshole didn't throw in a "mangina" there. But you know, insults like that from you assholes are compliments for any decent human being!

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JMP's avatar

Gee, I wonder why this peach of a man can't find any woman willing to date him! It must be the fault of every woman in the world, and not his own attitude.

Christ, what a loser.

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I was sitting in my office in the medical core of the University of *cough*Midwestern state*cough*. I was wearing open-toed sandals. I felt a scrabbling at my toe. Being new to aging, I assumed it was a random nerve firing. A few minutes later, another scrabbling, a bit further down my foot.

I look down to find a thumb-length red cockroach trying to climb my foot. More are wandering somewhat dazedly behind.

Seated cross-legged in my chair, I called the University building ops number and reported my findings.

Two days later, I arrived under the skyway outside the main entrance to the hospital (attached to the U bldgs) to find mildly noxious steam puffing into the air from the grates. From which also issued a sidewalk-covering stream of huge shiny red roaches who had been living somewhere in the HVAC system.

Never wore open-toed shoes to work/school again.

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badphairy's avatar

Not blame dear, thank.

/snicker

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badphairy's avatar

I thought I liked you, five posts ago, now I'm sure.

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Planning, son.

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Mmmmmm cookies.

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HarryButtle's avatar

Phyllis is the original.

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DahBoner's avatar

Men used to marry to have sex and a family.

Except for all those "born eunuchs" Jesus went on and on about...

"For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."

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Come here a minute's avatar

Taking care of each other is working fine for us, what the fuck is wrong with you, Venker?

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Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

My husband and I, dated for seven years before we got married. We had monkey sex everywhere. I gave the milk away for a looong time, and he still wanted to marry me, go figure!

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Alex Grey's avatar

Where the hell was the gay bashing?

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Janecita 🇵🇸🇾🇪's avatar

May I just tell you that Nikola Tesla was the best inventor ever, and that Edison is highly overrated? I love your avatar:-)

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