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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Filefishes and boxfishes and seahorses and pufferfishes are the best weirdos in the ocean. :D

Shallow state's avatar

The little fella should move to the Baltic Sea because his extremities are kind of finnish.

Gerry Ochenta y Dos's avatar

"Southern Pygmy Leatherjacket"??? Somebody was high af when they gave that wee fishie that name.

Shocktreatment's avatar

"They're making jackets out of Pygmy leather? That's horrible!"

"Calm down. No Pygmies were harmed in the manufacture of these fine jackets..."

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

Southern Pygmy Leatherjackets is the name of my Mieczyslaw Weinberg tribute band.

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Get me two tickets for your first concert! I just love Weinberg. (Really) I'll be glad to play along on harmonica or any of my five recorders.

Menotsure's avatar

To have a filefish as a pet

Would be my greatest wish

But if I tried to catch one

The worm might eat the fish

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

"On a scale of one to five, that's about a 4.5," he announced with baited breath.

Whale Chowder's avatar

I'd say that poem is adorsal. It paints a pretty pectoral.

OK, I'm done.

-fin.

weejee's avatar

Swim little fishie, swim.

Khavrinen's avatar

If you see the lime swimming around in your margarita, it's probably time to stop drinking.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Put that lime in a coconut and call me in the morning.

Yrs,

Doctor Who

Shocktreatment's avatar

Kinda tickles, on the way down...

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Fish head fish head, roly poly fish head

Snarfyguy's avatar

My daughter adored that song when she was like four years old.

It was cute.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

In the morning happy laughing fish heads,

In the evening floating in the soup!

Richard S's avatar

RolyPolyFishHeadsAreNeverSeenSippingCapuccinoInItalianRestaurantsWithOrientalWomen........ yeah....

Shocktreatment's avatar

Nothing to do and all day long not to do it...

Fish life, like they're retired or something

Stroke1's avatar

I'm gonna sit down and do nuthin'

Big fat nuthin'

Might stay up late and do nuthin'

All night long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahsyA4F080s

Androgenous AF's avatar

Really enjoyed that one. Can relate...

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Mmmmmm….wasabi peas…

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

He's cute in a badass way.

Pere Ubu's avatar

What an odd little guy. Just hovering around.

Elizabeth Behnke's avatar

Evan, you should also try the NYT cooking Golden Potato Leek Soup - it is seasoned with turmeric, yummy!

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Wishful thinking. He is the King of Wishful Thinking.

BlueSpot's avatar

New: WP is reporting that Donald Trump is going to fire the USPS board and take control of the USPS himself.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Daily Grail Quote of the Day:

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.

George Bernard Shaw

I suggest an alternative. Eat bacon in front of them and say, "You're next."

marcus816's avatar

That would be King of the Assholes, it’s a size thing.

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

So OT, and I won't remember this: Warcraft is such a great movie for one thing: Travis FImmel's (of Vikings fame) hamming it up in every scene. It's not to the point of distraction, but it makes the movie so much more entertaining if you just watch him!

His first scene:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRdd51m_X0Y&ab_channel=FEAR

Nice homage to 'boomstick', but that was 30 years ago.

Tommytoes's avatar

https://hartmannreport.com/p/does-putin-own-trump-48b and never forget, it was the Jeb Bush campaign that commissioned the Steele dossier. Only after he withdrew was it shown to the Clinton campaign.

Lady MS's avatar

WH Presser: Intrepid Reporter asks ‘Who started war in Ukraine?” Walz, Miller say things, none of which are related to question. MSM goes, huh, and moves on. Meanwhile, KA$H is confirmed and Cabinet from Hell is duly installed. Asteroid will be arriving WAY too late.

Denise Donaldson's avatar

All blessings to JB Pritzker. Wish we could clone him 10,000 times. The country is sorely in need of his courage and leadership.

fuflans's avatar

speaking as an Illinoisan jesus god never in my entire (long) lifetime have i had the grace of being proud of my elected reps.

(well except barack also jan and briefly quigley and sometimes durbin... but still you know what i'm saying.)

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

As a future story wanted to make me imbibe things, does anyone know when middling-shelf (say-$25-$30) wines started going to screw-caps? I grabbed what turned out to be pretty damn good California wine, and after "fishing" through my tackle box for my Victorinox with the corkscrew, I found that it had a fucking screw-top! I know you saved me like a dollar, but what the hell, damn guy? Makes you look janky.

Rant over. Thinks finally kicking in.

Emil Muz's avatar

hello loves...

dropping by to say I'm still here. I feel like every day I'm not reading/participating in the non-comments makes it harder to come back but also hard to cope with the daily shitshow of the news.

I threw this little post together and I promise to try and start being around more even if it's just lurking.

https://emilmuz.substack.com/p/homeless-and-hopeless-part-3

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Glad you're still above ground, anyway.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

“Does Putin Own Trump?”

How is this even still a question?

Axomamma's avatar

I wouldn't make a recipe from the fucking New York Times if it was the last recipe on earth. Saying you're not okay with their bullshit while playing wordle and reading their recipes is absurd.

Randy Bender's avatar

The consequences for all of their fascist lies and propaganda should be removal of their tongues and fingers.

Perhaps those could be cooked in a stew once we're all living in shantys down by the river. BUTT THEIR RECIPES!!!

Dialectic.Detective's avatar

Only 47 (hopefully) more months to go!