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ames's avatar

I'm in love with your nails!🤩

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I had a chainsaw earring. Love that little sucker.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I really, REALLY want to see your guillotine earrings. Please ask Dom to photograph you wearing them.

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gedjcj's avatar

I don't know which filter, if any, would make Mike look better and I don't think lipstick would help either. Robyn doesn't need anything, she is loveliness personified.

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PRW's avatar

'the pillow man' Surely, we can take a note from the Brits and call him 'the pillow pillock'?

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Bruce's avatar

Thats not Trump...That's Boris "Bojo the Clown" Johnson!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I thought that was Hillbilly Elegy in his Vice Presidential suit.

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gratuitous's avatar

In re the last photo: It is NOT a cult, so stop saying that!

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ZorPern's avatar

Not a cult?

Hi, hairdresser? Yeah this is what I want to look like.

, ma'am? You sure?

https://substack.com/profile/192824619-zorpern/note/c-62502006

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Les Bontemps's avatar

I don't know what kind of animal that pelt comes from, but I'm sure it looked better on the original owner.

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Alternative Dog's avatar

No lipstick needed. That adorable punim would charm even the most horrible pillow grifter.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

1) Pretty sure that second guy is what you'd get if you ran Donald Trump and J.D. Vance through Seth Brundle's teleporter. Be afraid, be very afraid!

2).I was wondering yesterday about that nail pattern.

3) #robynyourlipsarefine

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Viole Falusche's avatar

That's one heckuva lede foto! I'm still not clear on why Robyn would want her image captured next to that shambling, Pnakotic weirdo, but kudos for success!

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BrianW's avatar

Well, clearly the answer to "Young lady, if all your friends were getting pictures taken with Mike Lindell, would you do it too?" is a resounding YES.

Honestly, I find myself more interested in seeing the guillotine earrings than a picture of Mike Lindell with anybody (not just you). Those sound cool!

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belfryo's avatar

"As you can all probably imagine, I was extremely jealous of Evan and his picture with the MyPillow guy — but what luck! I ran into him myself yesterday"

I get the feeling that Mike is pretty easy to run into these days

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

I usually see him begging for change and rummaging through the garbage for food.

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subterrene's avatar

While y'all are one-upping each other with photos one of you should try to get a picture with Steve Bann- oh! My bad, he's not there 'cause his ass is in prison

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Mike Lindell is wearing some kind of megahold hairspray"

Clairol Final Net. as long as it doesn't rain, that shit is like clear spray paint.

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Sgt JMK's avatar

El Dad favored Aqua Net... to the point that I am pretty sure they felt it in their corporate profits when he passed away.

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Idiot Lite's avatar

"Tragically, my guillotine earrings (yes, obviously I have guillotine earrings) were not visible in the picture because I had to be very quick about it."

We don't get to see them? What a tease!

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DSLinDC 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

Did you ask him about his lumpy pillows?

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