PILLOW FIGHT!
Evan is not the only one who can get a picture with the pillow man.
As you can all probably imagine, I was extremely jealous of Evan and his picture with the MyPillow guy — but what luck! I ran into him myself yesterday and got my very own. Tragically, my guillotine earrings (yes, obviously I have guillotine earrings) were not visible in the picture because I had to be very quick about it.
Let me tell you, guys. Mike Lindell is wearing some kind of megahold hairspray, because the moment I took that (#nofilter #probablyshouldhavefiltered #oratleastputonsomegoddamnedlipstick) picture, a giant gust of wind came and blew my hair all over and his stayed perfectly in place the whole time. Maybe his next venture can be MyHairspray? Just spitballing here.
I was hoping he would say something about my witchy illuminati nails, but no.
It’s been a very eventful week so far — in fact, I am pretty sure I even saw Actual Donald Trump walking through the crowd.
No question, that’s definitely him. I would recognize him anywhere.
The nails are epic!
Democrats fall over themselves trying to be the first to stab OHJB in the back. Meanwhile, Republicans unite behind a man who is awaiting sentencing on 34 felony convictions.
God, I hate this timeline.