Yes, I know that's a float and not a slushy but it can become a slushy in your mouth if you chew. Alternatively you can gently mix it.
I think a real slushy is just water ice and some sweet syrup gently stirred near the freezing temperature, so just add a dash of brandy and lower the temperature a degree if the alcohol prevents freezing (it is after all chemically similar to anti-freeze)
Lindell's a fucking RINO. Look at the cross lapel pin. Real Americans wear lapel pins that look just like the gun that idiot used to try to kill Chump.
Never thought about it before, but I come from a long line of avid consumers of alcohol. That universe always consisted of beer, wine, and whiskey. Aside from television, I don't think I even encountered a cocktail until my late thirties. Am I a rube or a Philistine? Don't much care.
My dad made highballs: Canadian whiskey and ginger ale. That was my first encounter (visual) with cocktails. Years later my mother told me she had a Manhattan on the plane to Bermuda for their honeymoon. By then I knew about Screwdrivers and Harvey Wallbangers and such.
It's true that we Wisconsinites (?) love brandy, but at age 17 I dated an avid bowler (*snort* like there's any other kind of bowler in WI) who was of legal drinking age and would buy me all of the brandy & Coke cocktails I requested whenever I accompanied him to the bowling alley. Then one night after bowling, I threw up brandy & Coke in his pickup truck ending not only my relationship with the bowler who resembled Wolfman Jack, but with BRANDY as well.
If you want to enjoy another Wisconsin Delicacy, (specifically, a Milwaukee specific addition to human culture), I recommend a visit to Bryant's Cocktail Lounge for a Pink Squirrel. Per their website, RNC Hours are: Monday 7/15 7pm-1am, Tuesday 7/16 5pm-1am, and Wednesday 5pm-1am.
Ugh I hate this picture! Evan, you are standing with Pillow Man and even smiling at him like he is a normal and decent human being! He could not see you, could you not have made rude gestures behind his back?
Could we sidebar about brandy slushies? I need more info, such as ingredients.
A gentle and soft brandy.
A scoop of ice cream.
Yes, I know that's a float and not a slushy but it can become a slushy in your mouth if you chew. Alternatively you can gently mix it.
I think a real slushy is just water ice and some sweet syrup gently stirred near the freezing temperature, so just add a dash of brandy and lower the temperature a degree if the alcohol prevents freezing (it is after all chemically similar to anti-freeze)
OMG I loved this and thank you
Ta, Evan.
Yikes! He's got Jesus stuck up his nose!
I am literally making a very surprised face right now. Go Evan!
Stealth snark extraordinaire
lol
Lindell's a fucking RINO. Look at the cross lapel pin. Real Americans wear lapel pins that look just like the gun that idiot used to try to kill Chump.
Never thought about it before, but I come from a long line of avid consumers of alcohol. That universe always consisted of beer, wine, and whiskey. Aside from television, I don't think I even encountered a cocktail until my late thirties. Am I a rube or a Philistine? Don't much care.
'Merrican, it's OK
Cocktails are fun.
My dad made highballs: Canadian whiskey and ginger ale. That was my first encounter (visual) with cocktails. Years later my mother told me she had a Manhattan on the plane to Bermuda for their honeymoon. By then I knew about Screwdrivers and Harvey Wallbangers and such.
So, what you're saying is you forgot to bring the reefer?
Yeah, I, er, "forgot"
Christian Brothers and water = Wisconsin
Wisconsin is wild for brandy? Who knew? One of the few things I still love about this country is the penchant for the eclectic deep in its soul.
https://www.wineenthusiast.com/culture/spirits/wisconsin-brandy-obsession
It's true that we Wisconsinites (?) love brandy, but at age 17 I dated an avid bowler (*snort* like there's any other kind of bowler in WI) who was of legal drinking age and would buy me all of the brandy & Coke cocktails I requested whenever I accompanied him to the bowling alley. Then one night after bowling, I threw up brandy & Coke in his pickup truck ending not only my relationship with the bowler who resembled Wolfman Jack, but with BRANDY as well.
I love this story! It was such an adventure being 17, then such a relief not having to be 17 again!
If you want to enjoy another Wisconsin Delicacy, (specifically, a Milwaukee specific addition to human culture), I recommend a visit to Bryant's Cocktail Lounge for a Pink Squirrel. Per their website, RNC Hours are: Monday 7/15 7pm-1am, Tuesday 7/16 5pm-1am, and Wednesday 5pm-1am.
Ugh I hate this picture! Evan, you are standing with Pillow Man and even smiling at him like he is a normal and decent human being! He could not see you, could you not have made rude gestures behind his back?
I saw Evan's smile more as a "ha ha, I can't believe this idiot is taking a picture with me after all the things I've written about him".
". . . one bourbon, one whiskey, one beer!"
The only recipe to surviving a GOP convention.
Take two poolboys and call in the morning
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the Nazi times
He sings the songs that remind him of the MAGA times (redundant)
😂😂😂🏆
Ew. I hope you bought a new phone immediately after that photo was taken. There's no way you could get all the cocaine residue off your old one.
Well. He's a crack reporter. Well.
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Here's the first recipe that came up after searching brandy slush wisconsin:
https://www.foxvalleyfoodie.com/wisconsin-brandy-slush/
Hooper could improve it, I'm sure.
Why do they add Sprite or Squirt to every drink? (Referring to my time in college at Michigan State, they added Squirt.)
Because ginger ale is too spicy?
I feel robbed! There *has* to be a better story about this! :-)