Mama-lo and her precious little baby-lo are just the sweetest thing to see!
I know after having taught on the Yakima reservation where they have a substantial heard of buffalo that they do NOT smell nice at all. Not even close.
A friend and I were once at a poetry reading where someone mentioned "the sweet breath of the buffalo" and we never heard the rest of the ecological paean because we caught each other's eyes and left the room before we burst out in shrieks of laughter.
Because I grew up in Colorado, and she grew up in Utah, and we KNOW what buffaloes and their breath smell like.
We could crack each other up for years afterwards by pretentiously intoning "the breath of the buffalo".
As a onetime Kodak employee, it came as a shock to see a stuffed buffalo family-mama, papa, baby-on display at the Museum of Natural History in New York. All shot and donated by George Eastman.
Jesus, Evan, be careful what you shout-type where I will see it early in the morning or late in the evening or sometimes in that middle of the day, I thought they had a whoooole new dementia test for a sec.
(Then again, my eyesight isn't what it used to be 🤷♂️)
"fully 10,000 real lawyers have left the Trump administration.
`
Who would be a lawyer for Dear Leader at this point?
Besides all the aggravation, it would be a genuine risk to their career.
My girl cousin was a lawyer in the NYC metro area for 30 years. Referencing one of the endless frivolous lawsuits, she said, "I know this judge, and he is NOT someone you want to screw around with. That attorney was on the verge of getting his law license bitch slapped out of his hands."
Of course the CEO of credit card companies aren't worried able increasing defaults on mayments, they know that if worse comes to pass the government will bail them out, and without a haircut on the process. Us little guys won't have that kind of luck.
"I had a very productive call with Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, of Israel, and there will be no Troops going to Beirut, and any Troops that are on their way, have already been turned back," Trump wrote on Truth Social. Trump's assertion on Monday comes just hours after Netanyahu ordered the Israeli military to strike Beirut's southern suburbs, raising the prospect of a further escalation of the war with Lebanon. [HuffPost]
* * *
BEIRUT — Israeli forces have captured a medieval castle in southern Lebanon that dates back to the Crusader era and raised their flag on the strategic mountaintop, part of Israel's deepest military push into Lebanon in 26 years.
Video showed the Israeli flag fluttering from atop the 900-year-old Beaufort Castle while black smoke billowed from the nearby town of Arnoun. The rapidly expanding Israeli operation, including a swath of destroyed villages, suggests Israeli forces are planning an extended presence in the region. https://www.npr.org/2026/05/31/g-s1-125056/israel-seizes-medieval-beaufort-castle-southern-lebanon
"“Democratic institutions take much time, effort, and patience to build but can be torn down all too quickly,” Powell said in remarks prepared for delivery as he accepted the John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award, given by the John F. Kennedy Library Foundation.
In announcing the award to Powell earlier this year, the foundation said he had “safeguarded one of the country’s most essential apolitical institutions and demonstrated extraordinary courage in the face of sustained personal and professional risk.” The award this year was also given to the citizens of Minneapolis and St. Paul for the public response to the surge in immigration enforcement in the Twin Cities area, including protests and efforts to monitor government enforcement efforts."
1:02 am. toot, last night: "Iran really wants to make a deal, and it will be a good one for the U.S.A. and those that are with us. But don’t the Dumocrats, and various seemingly unpatriotic Republicans, understand that it is MUCH tougher for me to properly do my job and negotiate, when political hacks keep negatively “chirping,” at levels never seen before, over and over again, that I should move faster, or move slower, or go to war, or not go to war, or whatever. Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does! President DJT"
Agree with you Evan, Ossoff is hot and could be the next President. He's already got my vote for GA Senator and Bottoms already has my vote for Georgia Governor. I hope Bottoms is already thinking about who'll she'll appoint to fill Jon's Senate seat after he wins it again and then leaves to run for President.
"More than 200 people have now been killed in a bombing campaign by the U.S. military against people it has accused of smuggling drugs in the waters off South America, after a string of deadly attacks over the last week."
They're probably working to get to 250 by July 4, in celebration of our country's freedom.
Best way to ensure it doesn't happen again is to make these murderers face the consequences of their actions. The button pushers in the military are going to hide behind the lawyers and say "They TOLD us it was legal".
"Claiming the attorney exodus fit perfectly into his “Make America Great Again” agenda, he said, “The people that are leaving are Radical Left Deep State Lunatics, who are destroying our Country, and Weaponizing Government. Many of them didn’t leave, but were fired!” Trump continued his contrarian take, writing, “The Failing New York Times writes this, but makes it sound like it’s a terrible thing when actually, it’s just the opposite.”
“We want people that will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, not people that are trying to destroy our Country, that were put in by Obama and Biden and, in many cases, they shouldn’t have been representing the U.S.A. in the first place,” the president went on."
Hi gang,
Here's your toothy gif source info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/surprise-baby-buffalo-has-da-teefs
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/0a024f27-7da1-4a39-ba2b-87f0a8015e49
I am deeply in love with this baby.
Tooflettes and hooflettes!
The Denver Zoo
Baby Cape Buffalo
has the great big teefs
for eating lots of grass
when on the go
My take? I guess they have to be born without horns. Moms prolly wouldn’t cooperate in the process otherwise.
Hey, I didn’t say my take had any value, now did I? Good morning.
Four out of five dentists agree that these toothy buffs will fuck your shit right up.
What's wrong with that fifth one?
Mama loves her lumbering boy
Although he is quite toofy
She'll see him as her pride and joy
Though others think him goofy
Moms put up with quite a lot
Including toothy feedin'
Always knowing without a doubt
To give what he is needin'.
Aww!
I feel that I milked that for all it's worth.
Nobody is talking about the impact those teeth will have on the nursing business, but I'll bet that there's a certain buffalo thinking about it...
Mama-lo and her precious little baby-lo are just the sweetest thing to see!
I know after having taught on the Yakima reservation where they have a substantial heard of buffalo that they do NOT smell nice at all. Not even close.
Stench-allo.
A friend and I were once at a poetry reading where someone mentioned "the sweet breath of the buffalo" and we never heard the rest of the ecological paean because we caught each other's eyes and left the room before we burst out in shrieks of laughter.
Because I grew up in Colorado, and she grew up in Utah, and we KNOW what buffaloes and their breath smell like.
We could crack each other up for years afterwards by pretentiously intoning "the breath of the buffalo".
Owch!
Little feller has big teef! He's a big boi!
Rain! How scandalous!
Rain gave birth to Puddle and Drizzle? She's really wet
My brother used to tell this joke when he was like 10.
Fred crushed Wilma's boulders and they got Pebbles.
It's Chairman Moo's baby pictures!
As a onetime Kodak employee, it came as a shock to see a stuffed buffalo family-mama, papa, baby-on display at the Museum of Natural History in New York. All shot and donated by George Eastman.
😳
A Buffalo in Rochester?
A Buffalo from Rochester in NYC, actually.
ISWYDT
UGH :-(
Twoofers -
Awww. I've already named them. All I need now is a pasture for the buffalo to roam.
What a sweetheart! Love his funny, toothy grin.
mooooooving
Pink soup festival sounds fun! I won't tell them I don't like beets though.
"RELEASE THE CLOCK DRAWINGS"
Jesus, Evan, be careful what you shout-type where I will see it early in the morning or late in the evening or sometimes in that middle of the day, I thought they had a whoooole new dementia test for a sec.
(Then again, my eyesight isn't what it used to be 🤷♂️)
"fully 10,000 real lawyers have left the Trump administration.
`
Who would be a lawyer for Dear Leader at this point?
Besides all the aggravation, it would be a genuine risk to their career.
My girl cousin was a lawyer in the NYC metro area for 30 years. Referencing one of the endless frivolous lawsuits, she said, "I know this judge, and he is NOT someone you want to screw around with. That attorney was on the verge of getting his law license bitch slapped out of his hands."
I would love to try pink soup! Going to go find a recipe
Just don't call it borscht. I think that would be a very bad idea
Of course the CEO of credit card companies aren't worried able increasing defaults on mayments, they know that if worse comes to pass the government will bail them out, and without a haircut on the process. Us little guys won't have that kind of luck.
They always send Kevin Hassett out to polish a turd, which is weird because he’s so bad at it.
"I had a very productive call with Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, of Israel, and there will be no Troops going to Beirut, and any Troops that are on their way, have already been turned back," Trump wrote on Truth Social. Trump's assertion on Monday comes just hours after Netanyahu ordered the Israeli military to strike Beirut's southern suburbs, raising the prospect of a further escalation of the war with Lebanon. [HuffPost]
* * *
BEIRUT — Israeli forces have captured a medieval castle in southern Lebanon that dates back to the Crusader era and raised their flag on the strategic mountaintop, part of Israel's deepest military push into Lebanon in 26 years.
Video showed the Israeli flag fluttering from atop the 900-year-old Beaufort Castle while black smoke billowed from the nearby town of Arnoun. The rapidly expanding Israeli operation, including a swath of destroyed villages, suggests Israeli forces are planning an extended presence in the region. https://www.npr.org/2026/05/31/g-s1-125056/israel-seizes-medieval-beaufort-castle-southern-lebanon
Aaaand we’re back on the way to $100+ per barrel of oil *again* ...
https://qz.com/oil-prices-iran-strait-of-hormuz-israel-lebanon-hezbollah-060126
Nice going, Shitler!
Wait. I just read a thing where lower oil prices were rallying the stock market.
Dow did close slightly up, but the Strait’s still closed ...
https://oilprice.com/Energy/Oil-Prices/Supermajor-Warns-Oil-Prices-Could-Hit-160-Within-Weeks.html
"“Democratic institutions take much time, effort, and patience to build but can be torn down all too quickly,” Powell said in remarks prepared for delivery as he accepted the John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award, given by the John F. Kennedy Library Foundation.
In announcing the award to Powell earlier this year, the foundation said he had “safeguarded one of the country’s most essential apolitical institutions and demonstrated extraordinary courage in the face of sustained personal and professional risk.” The award this year was also given to the citizens of Minneapolis and St. Paul for the public response to the surge in immigration enforcement in the Twin Cities area, including protests and efforts to monitor government enforcement efforts."
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jerome-powell-trump_n_6a1cd697e4b0ea2d03d1c30e?origin=home-whats-happening-unit
All those invested in Heinz are waiting anxiously for Trump to learn about this major award that didn't go to him.
Monday Tab's and Coffee ☕ I'm ready for the Week now, and will reStack ASAP 💯👍🤓
Just sit back and think of MAGA!
1:02 am. toot, last night: "Iran really wants to make a deal, and it will be a good one for the U.S.A. and those that are with us. But don’t the Dumocrats, and various seemingly unpatriotic Republicans, understand that it is MUCH tougher for me to properly do my job and negotiate, when political hacks keep negatively “chirping,” at levels never seen before, over and over again, that I should move faster, or move slower, or go to war, or not go to war, or whatever. Just sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does! President DJT"
Sit back and relax. It's just a mushroom. Nothing more.
Aw, he just added a new word to his semi-literate vocabulary: “chirp”.
fwiw it's a poker term. Take a big pot and now you've got some "chirpin' chips".
You mean his worshipful acolyte bimbo who types all that shit for him and dreams of being Eva Braun.
Okay, that last part might be MY dream.
He could never keep up with Shoresy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjdFWEGkdFo
Agree with you Evan, Ossoff is hot and could be the next President. He's already got my vote for GA Senator and Bottoms already has my vote for Georgia Governor. I hope Bottoms is already thinking about who'll she'll appoint to fill Jon's Senate seat after he wins it again and then leaves to run for President.
"More than 200 people have now been killed in a bombing campaign by the U.S. military against people it has accused of smuggling drugs in the waters off South America, after a string of deadly attacks over the last week."
They're probably working to get to 250 by July 4, in celebration of our country's freedom.
A whole bunch of motherfuckers need to go to prison for this heinous murder spree.
Starting with Hegseth, but including EVERYONE even peripherally
associated with it. All of them.
Best way to ensure it doesn't happen again is to make these murderers face the consequences of their actions. The button pushers in the military are going to hide behind the lawyers and say "They TOLD us it was legal".
That cannot be allowed.
Re: my previous observations re: Ossoff: On track.
"Claiming the attorney exodus fit perfectly into his “Make America Great Again” agenda, he said, “The people that are leaving are Radical Left Deep State Lunatics, who are destroying our Country, and Weaponizing Government. Many of them didn’t leave, but were fired!” Trump continued his contrarian take, writing, “The Failing New York Times writes this, but makes it sound like it’s a terrible thing when actually, it’s just the opposite.”
“We want people that will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, not people that are trying to destroy our Country, that were put in by Obama and Biden and, in many cases, they shouldn’t have been representing the U.S.A. in the first place,” the president went on."
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-government-lawyer-exodus-deep-state-lunatics_n_6a1cba84e4b0ea2d03d1b116?origin=home-latest-news-unit