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Menotsure's avatar

Mama loves her lumbering boy

Although he is quite toofy

She'll see him as her pride and joy

Though others think him goofy

Moms put up with quite a lot

Including toothy feedin'

Always knowing without a doubt

To give what he is needin'.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Nobody is talking about the impact those teeth will have on the nursing business, but I'll bet that there's a certain buffalo thinking about it...

Miss Grundy's avatar

Little feller has big teef! He's a big boi!

NatalyaResists's avatar

Rain! How scandalous!

Schmannity's avatar

Rain gave birth to Puddle and Drizzle? She's really wet

PrimerGray's avatar

My brother used to tell this joke when he was like 10.

Fred crushed Wilma's boulders and they got Pebbles.

The Wanderer's avatar

It's Chairman Moo's baby pictures!

wobbly's avatar

As a onetime Kodak employee, it came as a shock to see a stuffed buffalo family-mama, papa, baby-on display at the Museum of Natural History in New York. All shot and donated by George Eastman.

Internet Personae's avatar

Twoofers -

helenasgarden's avatar

Awww. I've already named them. All I need now is a pasture for the buffalo to roam.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

What a sweetheart! Love his funny, toothy grin.

Jenvinculosity's avatar

mooooooving

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

<rant>Scene: Monday coffee shoppe. Place laptop on a table while I order. The two arrogant white men, who didn't move out of the way so I could order, sit down at the table with my laptop on it. Proceed to be arrogant with a French accent. I hate self-entitled fuckwads, especiall first thing Monday. </rant>

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I did a Substack page today ! Memphis in June ! Lots flowers and music - you should go look!

https://brawlatthepoetscafe.substack.com/p/memphis-in-june-with-sweet-oleander?r=insr

Today, June 1st , is Wild Strawberries Day. A celebration of Ingmar Bergman's classic film, which takes place on June 1st . A free clean copy with which to celebrate! https://youtu.be/B-_-YdvFTvU?si=23DkUMGEkSl27ti

PropellerVigo's avatar

Can somebody explain the point of tarting up the drone port in christmas lights to me? As if that's some selling point. Who is going to see _any_ of that from the ground?

marydn's avatar

New York writer Fran Lebowitz told The Guardian in 2018: “Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don’t".

And Stinky proves her right every minute of every day.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Do you know which of the musical entertainments, who bailed on donnie's ersatz state fair, were active and popular while Elvis was still alive?

There is one. That act redeemed itself by annoying donnie.

John_atx's avatar

I am so old that I was in grad school during the bicentennial celebrations in 1975-1976. The level of interest and enthusiasm back then is a stark contrast to the upcoming 250th anniversary. I wonder why? /s

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1mEdited

maybe they should scrap the barnyard act and try the tall ships again, i hear those were great

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morning, sinners

gonna be a heck of a week even without looking at the news, i feel; several irons in the fire, much bustling about to do. Coyote Transit Authority buttons were funded and are on order, i need to print some more of both zines to do consignments ahead of the art mart this weekend, and the laundry is about a day from being overdue. which reminds me that i need to finish and return these library books. (details on my zines etc here https://www.patreon.com/posts/zines-how-to-159776129)

pass that second cup of coffee, y’all, i’m gonna need it

how the hell are we?

satch's avatar

TFG knows that he doesn't need to come up with a plan to end the Iran war, he just needs to lie about the JCPOA, which was not "Obama's deal", it was signed on to by six nations including China and Russia.

PrimerGray's avatar

I watched the whole Hassett clip. The banality of evil, right there. Or anality, depending on how you may see it.

Wait until it gets cold again, especially in the Northeast. If fuel prices don't decrease and next winter was as cold as this previous one, people are going to be keeping their houses at 55 degrees or running up the electric bill with space heaters.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I was just looking at recipes for this pink soup. It looks really good. I'm gonna try and make it soon.

Lucidamente's avatar

Are the docs at Walter Reed administering Trump these subsequent cognitive tests, or is he asking for them to show how “smart” he is? Sort of like t-ball for dumbasses.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 [𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦.𝘨𝘰𝘷] 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘖𝘗 & 𝘤𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘮𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘱 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰’𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵, 𝘸𝘩𝘰’𝘴 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦, 𝘦𝘵𝘤 - 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴, 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘵.

https://skyview.social/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fbsky.app%2Fprofile%2Fmuellershewrote.com%2Fpost%2F3mn7cyfx4n223&viewtype=unroll

Shananigan's avatar

Gosh dang, Evan! Go read a different internet?!

NEVER!!

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

"HOTTEST country anywhere in the world" is not the flex you think it is . . .

https://www.climatecentral.org/climate-matters/2025-in-review-us-temperatures

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

If only Latvia and Lithuania could have put their soup differences aside back in 1941 and formed a more coherent resistance to the arrival of Nazi German 'liberators'.

But they didn't. The Nazis, using separate and secret diplomatic envoys, convinced both of the belligerent Baltic states that Germany was really on their side. Germany promised to settle the soup dispute by either imposing the correct Latvian recipe upon Lithuania or the correct Lithuanian recipe upon Latvia.

Just another geopolitical debacle brought on by fascists using soup as a wedge issue to divide people from each other.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

There's gotta be a perfect 'soup Nazi' joke here, somewhere.

PrimerGray's avatar

No joke for you!