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Major Kong's avatar

Glad I followed the link. I was thinking cloud rats were something like "Sharknado"

Runfastandwin's avatar

A lot of people

don’t like The Rat

but he makes a good pet

imagine that

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Alice is not a giant cloud rat, but is willing to support them in their contention that morning is rude, rude, rude. https://substack.com/profile/1687878-1d57a1d5931d/note/c-300251058?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=106di

kmblue187's avatar

I thought it was a beaver!

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

So...not the Giant Rat of Sumatra, for which the world is not prepared? Ah well....this one is much cuter.

weejee's avatar

Those rats are rat-tat-tooie!

Menotsure's avatar

I will say it loud and proud

I've never heard of rats like clouds

Even so I'll tell you that

He pretty handsome for a rat.

455 Rocket Cat, Space Donkey's avatar

I was thinking Pinky Herman is a great name for a white lab rat with red eyes.

Not Paranoid, Quadranoid's avatar

Maybe he was confused — Imagine that! — and thinking of jazz clarinetist Woody Herman and his Woodchoppers, combined with Pinky Lee (“Little arrows in your clothing, little arrows in your hair/ When you’re in love you’ll find those little arrows everywhere!”) ?

noname's avatar

It's Pee-wee Herman, but of course he can't even get his attempted queer slurs right!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

tRump has never heard of Woody Herman. In fact, trump probably doesn't know what a clarinet is either. Otherwise, I would agree with you.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Pinky Lee had a kids’ show in the early 50s, when he was a kid, so he probably mixed him up with Peewee Herman.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

That's the most likely explanation. Plus he was a major source for our much-mourned Pee-Wee's persona.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Those wee articulate fingers... Keep an eye on the car keys!

Miss Grundy's avatar

Very cute nom-ers....

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Nightmare fuel! But cute!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Panda wombat! Cute!

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

"Bugs Bunny is right - carrots are delicious!"

The Wanderer's avatar

Cloud rats! They have an extension into virtual space where they gather peoples' data for nesting materials!

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

5gb of storage in those cheeks.

The Wanderer's avatar

The hamsters of the Web!

eppe's avatar

No species is perfect. What's your point?

The Wanderer's avatar

My point is on the top of my head. It's damned hard to find hats to fit it.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

"Are we having fun yet?"

The Wanderer's avatar

"Fun will now commence."

-- Seven of Nine

Craig Nixon's avatar

Don't cover it with a sheet.

People may get the wrong idea.

tehbaddr's avatar

Huh, I figured it was a marsupial.

mtn_socialist's avatar

By the way, boys, which one is Pinky?

Ward From Cali's avatar

Of course Boebert thinks the moon landings are faked, I'm only surprised that we're only just now hearing about it. That conspiracy theory is tailor made for her. It has superficially convincing "evidence" that she can see with her own eyes. That "evidence" is easily and demonstratively explained to be exactly what we would see in a lunar environment, and it would be weird if we didn't see it, but Boebert has the gift of True Stupidity, the utter inability to ever learn a fucking damn thing about anything, even when the true facts are DEMONSTRATED to her.

GarColga's avatar

When I was a very little boy there was a children's entertainer named Pinkie Lee. I wonder if that is who Trump was thinking of.

"M"'s avatar

His head is stuck in the 50s

Or what he thinks is the 50s

larry gassan's avatar

Pinky Herman was a 1950s personality that stuck in Trump’s porridge-adjacent Brain

G-7 in Space's avatar

"Lauren Boebert thinks maybe the moon landing was fake."

For fucks sake. Bobo....(Picard triple Facepalm)

eddi-SABH's avatar

Can you show me how to get to Hormuz Street?

Richard Von Busack's avatar

"We're after Rosie Clooney, we've gotten Pinkie Lee And the day we get Red Skelton won't that be a victory?"--Chad Mitchell. I'm sure the Dotard was confusing Pinky Lee with Pee-Wee Herman. He ALMOST got the natural red scare joke out. "We call him Pinky because he's a pinko!" Identified in the Communist bombing of Mt Rushmore: dashing Commie Philip Van Damm and his light in the loafers hench Leonard. They'd even bought a place near Washington's head! Good looking modernist joint but probably a bear to heat in the prairie winter.

I'm going to see the SF Symphony play a lot of that John Barry pop that I CANNOT resist, he boasted. I'm not even squinting at the program because I'll be able to tell every tune, and I want to be surprised. Not expecting this monumental episode of BONGO FURY because it's more of a chamber piece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU9bO_STuGY

Major Kong's avatar

Just all so embarrassing.

Boebert on the moon landing: “I’m not convinced of half the things government tells us. Have a great day.” Bless your heart - you ARE the Government. Have a great day.

AthenaH2SO4's avatar

You know - Pinky Herman! As beloved as Mister Ridgers, Borney, and the Moppets!

RepackagedMeatAwareness's avatar

“Our concern is that establishing precedents of non-routine renewal creates a powerful lever that future FCCs — including ones hostile to conservative, religious, or otherwise disfavored broadcasters — would be all too willing to pull.”

So not every conservative group is convinced that god put them in power forever

https://www.foxnews.com/media/fcc-chair-suggests-abc-skipping-trumps-speech-factor-license-renewal-decision

biff murphy's avatar

Sometimes I can't believe this fucking moran still has the jerb

"M"'s avatar

Think of it in terms of the morans (and evulz) who made sure he got it and the morans - and evulz - who made sure he kept it

cmd Human Scum's avatar

So apparently Trump invited the family of one of the dignified transfer people to ride with him on AF1 to Georgia. They attended his rally. He pointed them out in the crowd. He said some stupid stuff and talked about how he offered the ride because they were going to Georgia anyway. Maybe they were stuck getting off on the first stop with him. There are pics of them crying in the audience. No idea if they were TFG supporters. So I was looking at photos of the 4 troops who were killed and wondered if I am just being cynical by wondering if it is a coincidence that this guy was the only white person of the four?

"M"'s avatar
Jul 23Edited

Why are you wondering if you're being cynical when you know for a fact Donald has been an avowed and documented bigot since the 1970s

🤔

cmd Human Scum's avatar

He probably didn't even bother to chat with the families of the non-white people.

"M"'s avatar

No "probably" about it

He's a racist sociopath

Why would you believe him capable of even the most minimal human gesture

biff murphy's avatar

Maybe the ride was worse than they thought

EyeQueue's avatar

There are only "self-proclaimed communists" in the Democrat party is what that KKKaroline Bint said this morning.

"M"'s avatar

Basically setting up an "it's their fault if we detain them without counsel or murder them" kind of thing

Classic DARVO scapegoating

Plus she's a Nazi brat, never forget

Always trying to "refine her technique" 🙄

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It is cuddle time for Jax. Cuddling strong but sensitive, ginormous, clumsy, and absolutely gorgeous orange behemoths is basically an aerobic activity, with claws. The claws are only used as a necessary baking technique known as making biscuits. I don’t know how it is that I am clever enough to get away with speaking into my tablet with voice to text because essentially all energy and attention is supposed to be directed this little boy. Who weighs 20 pounds, and has mastered the point loading technique, and makes grunting noises and rolls his eyes back in his head when I rub his massive jowls. And makes grumpy afraid of thunder and lightning and sky booms. And who thinks a gentle little nibbles are a love language. I was imagining what his Tinder profile would look like.