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Menotsure's avatar

I will say it loud and proud

I've never heard of rats like clouds

Even so I'll tell you that

He pretty handsome for a rat.

455 Rocket Cat's avatar

I was thinking Pinky Herman is a great name for a white lab rat with red eyes.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Those wee articulate fingers... Keep an eye on the car keys!

Miss Grundy's avatar

Very cute nom-ers....

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Nightmare fuel! But cute!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Panda wombat! Cute!

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

"Bugs Bunny is right - carrots are delicious!"

The Wanderer's avatar

Cloud rats! They have an extension into virtual space where they gather peoples' data for nesting materials!

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

5gb of storage in those cheeks.

The Wanderer's avatar

The hamsters of the Web!

eppe's avatar

No species is perfect. What's your point?

The Wanderer's avatar

My point is on the top of my head. It's damned hard to find hats to fit it.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

"Are we having fun yet?"

The Wanderer's avatar

"Fun will now commence."

-- Seven of Nine

Craig Nixon's avatar

Don't cover it with a sheet.

People may get the wrong idea.

tehbaddr's avatar

Huh, I figured it was a marsupial.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

The moon landing is fake and the Odyssey is historical? Me dad was right, we are getting dumber.

Not Paranoid, Quadranoid's avatar

[Singing] “Can you tell me how to get/

How to get to Hormuz Street?”

Somebody who’s had more sleep this morning can come up with the rest of the lyrics.

GiggleSnort's avatar

"Men in women's sports ravaging through our cities." Ravaging!? Yeah. Also, transgender women are "men," of course, because we won't even admit gender dysphoria is real. Like climate change, it is a thing to be officially ignored.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

It’s so pitiable, in a HAHAHAHAHAFUCKYOU kind of way, how these useful idiots must be smart enough to understand the concept of “thrown under the bus,” yet can’t in their wildest dreams grasp that it might happen to them. That OTHER guy sure, the one whose grossness finally became more of a liability than a benefit, THAT guy needs to go right under the wheels. But certainly not ME.

Again…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFUCKYOUINTOTHENSUN. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Chemical's avatar

Regarding Odyssey, and the rightwing bloviating about it: If I were Christopher Nolan, which I am not, then I would encourage Elon Musk to make the movie he's talking about. Just tweet back at him "Looking forward to seeing this!" or something. Then every once in a while tweet out to Elon Musk "How's the movie coming along?" because what they all do is get pissed something is successful and whine about it for 2 weeks, and then forget about it.

Basically I'd try to bait Elon Musk into lighting $100 million of his money on fire

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

Are these Assholes sure Helen wasn't a woman of color? Were they there?

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Greeks count as white?

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Only Hollywood ones. Like white Jesus.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

After some startling non-comments here, I just read the previous post. I am so sad and so sorry to lose Fukai. RIP, sweet man. Hugs to his darling wife.

OG Blockhead's avatar

You know, I think the time is finally ripe for my production of "Othello" with everyone in white face.

goCatgo's avatar

Cool! That sounds good.

See, now, me, I think Musker should do an 'historically accurate' version of the Flintstones.

Odyssey is just people. I like dinosaurs.

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

One can be both an American AND Latina. I mean, I'm Yorkshire English on my father's side and German on my mother's. Her parents met on the ship to Ellis Island after the Great War.

goCatgo's avatar

Nice. That's a great story! That place has so much history about us it gave me the shivers.

Stanta Knows's avatar

Trump's goons are murdering citizens in the streets and that guy is concerned about a 'latina power' hat? Big gotcha! That'll teach Ossoff to ask yes/no questions. Big flex.

Brian McCurdy's avatar

It's always a great time for an 80-year-old to throw a self-care rally. Not like there's anything else going on that needs his attention.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

I don't remember him fighting Ossoff, much less "winning."

Les Bontemps's avatar

Trump wins every fight, just like he won the 2020 election.

Jenny, a Pinata Farmer's avatar

I named my gerbils Pinky and The Brain. I will not be changing their surnames to Herman. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Les Bontemps's avatar

But are they trying to take over the world?

Jenny, a Pinata Farmer's avatar

Brain for sure. He's a biter. He's become less bitey the past few months, but he's always up to something. I see him peaking at me from his skull lair on a daily basis.

Pinky is so lovable. He wants to cuddle and likes attention and treats.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I still know their song! "One is a genius, the other's insane..."

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

One of my favorites is when they try to stop the Big Ben clock, thereby trapping the British Empire in Perpetual Tea Time. There's even a fart joke snuck in.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Omg!!!! I loved watching that show so much. "they're laboratory mice, their genes have been spliced, they're Pinky, Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain..."

I used to watch animaniacs all the time because I worked on video game characters for a while in the nineties and wanted to look at animated shows for inspiration.

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

Sweet! That sounds like a fun job!

I adore "Animaniacs", I never missed it. The network HATED it, Steven Spielberg used his pull to keep it on the air.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I didn't know that! A friend and I have an inside joke about the three Animaniacs climbing the mountain to see the Llama. The creators must have been nuts or on the best drugs! Llama, llama, llama........

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

That's one of the funniest ever!