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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Marry him and have his babies eight weeks before he's unfaithful to them with porn actresses.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Somewhere in Hell, Hitler and Mussolini are roaring with laughter: "This motherfucker can't even complete a sentence, and HE'S who the Americans are falling for?"

Tosca's avatar

Somewhere in Hell, Hitler and Mussolini are PISSED OFF that Americans weren't this dumb in the 1940s.

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

It's not as though they didn't have a pile of fans in this country, just that FDR wasn't one of them.

P grace knight's avatar

Atheists know the playbook because it's been used on us as well.

CRIMINAL ATHEISTS!

Religious affiliatiations in US PRISONS...

christians: 56%

atheists: .04%

MAGA "christians" who say "prison christians" aren't "REAL christians": 99.9%.

Get Off My Lawn's avatar

I tried to count the lies in PAB’s speech, but I gave up after 30. If it weren’t for the occasional “the”and “and” every word of his filth could be considered at least a distortion,

randomnessliz's avatar

keep up the good fight Marcie!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

This is more of a domestic abuse problem than an immigration problem.

Robin L'Etoile's avatar

Anybody else think it’s weird that he lowered her age by 8 years and then perseverated on how beautiful she was? Or was it just me that found that especially disturbing and icky?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It kinda jumped out at me.

WasteLandRover's avatar

In trumps disease addled brain, the best compliment you can give a woman is that they're young and beautiful because that's all they're good for.

Blamethrower:  The Weirdening's avatar

Biden should start referring to Tr*mp as "my rapist opponent". It's been found by a court of law, so it's legally aces.

Nemisten's avatar

How ‘bout “Rapey Don”?

Blamethrower:  The Weirdening's avatar

Maybe, but that doesn't really sound like Bidenesque verbiage

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

"...her body was dumped on the side of a highway, left to die, actually had a little life left, left to die, and Ruby passed away..."

Jeezus Christ! "...actually had a little life left..."? He's a fucking monster.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

But was it as much life as an Alabama embryo? I need to know before I'm able to properly grieve.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

that bit turned my stomach.

Sherry's avatar

On the PBS news hour last night I saw a story about a family that trekked from Venezuela to get into the US. I mean these people WALKED with their 5 kids from Venezuela. You have to be living in a crazy shithole to make you want to do that. The kids were interviewed at the shelter over the border and talked about how much they liked it there because it was calm. There was no danger. Let that settle in for ya. They would rather live in a shelter than the country they were born in because of the absolute turmoil where they were from.

ETA: The overwhelming thing that these people from other countries say about what they want for their children? EDUCATION. They want their kids to learn. Our educational system can use a lot of improvement. We need to invest in our children big time.

David N. Brown's avatar

Let's see, violence against women, violence by either a romantic partner or a stalker, apparent intra ethnic violence... VIOLENCE BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!!!

SunMoonStars's avatar

...The teachings of Jesus Christ were always a poor fit for Republicans. They're just way more into decimating Social Security than they are into loaves and fishes. What Trump offers when it comes to Christianity is what he offers his followers in every other aspect: permission to stop pretending to be good people. His gift to them is his shamelessness. Through Trump, his followers can realize their fantasies of being unapologetic bullies. This is the same schtick as MAGA members who claim to be "patriots" while attacking the rule of law and democracy. Trump tells them what they want to hear: You can be a Christian without compassion. ...

...Replacing the real Bible with Trump Bibles is a too-perfect symbol of what has happened to evangelical Christianity. The mistake is in believing Trump's followers are confused or ashamed about their devotion to a godless creep who laughs at true believers. In Trump's hands, the Bible is not a text for prayer and reflection, it's just a weapon. It's much easier to beat people down with a book if it's closed.

~ Amanda Marcotte / Salon

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

His gift to them is his shamelessness. - ABSOLUTELY!

oscarphile's avatar

"Look at me! I'm rich and bought three hot wives and got to be president! And I don't give a fuck about any other human being! So you don't have to either!"

Kay Ducky's head hurts's avatar

Sounds like a loser incel stalked and killed her sister, but they won't talk about that.

JamesSmith's avatar

wait, so Trump deported all the illegal immigrant criminals back to their countries and crime is down in those countries?

Jamshied Sharifi's avatar

So tiresome and disgusting.

funnyhaha's avatar

No wonder Simon Rosenburg of the "Hopium Chronicles" says they're keeping Dumbfuck off the campaign trail as much as possible. He's deteriorating so fast the scientists are going to be naming the opposite of carbon dating after him.