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artem1s's avatar

I love CedarFair, by which I mean I am vastly amused by their internecine and picayune squabbles over control of the board and park. They have been epic the last few years. Fun fact, CedarFair trades on the NYSE under the symbol FUN.

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tomamitai's avatar

For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth. -- Hebrews 12:6

Unlike in pickup games, you don't want to be chosen first by God, or at all.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

This statement was released by Covey's office in response to the public vote: "BLOBBER BLOBBER BLOBBER BLOBBERBLOBBER! Gawd iz rebeukin' you!"

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artem1s's avatar

their glass collection is impressive.

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Alacrity_Fitzhughe's avatar

So... I guess Corporal Klinger and the Mud Hens are no more?

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Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

“leeway to the Devil,”

Worst, Rolling Stones, Cover Band, Ever.

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Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

Usually means fedora wearinig dude-bro, I think.

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$136050197's avatar

Odd how I didn't hear about the Mud Hen's being annihilated.

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Mintie's avatar

He's actual royalty, which means he's broke.

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Mintie's avatar

*ahemhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Suse 🕊️'s avatar

Who is the less than 1% who voted for her? Opal and her hubby?

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witsended's avatar

I did admit that he sent gentle reminders to say he was still here, but about a dozen deaths and a bit of property damage in over a thousand years is nothing.

Those wicked ungodly folk in the San Francisco bay area alone have more in a month than we the chosen ones have in five hundred years.

http://earthquaketrack.com/...

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Mintie's avatar

Well, yes. That's because they're stupid enough to live on top of a fault line, where god practices his gentle reminders. It's like moving next to a nuclear testing field and complaining that your skin keeps peeling off.

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thewitchqueen74's avatar

He needs to come napalm Kentucky and get rid of all the stupid...

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Yeah. My daughter went to school a couple of years in Cleveland; during a visit, we rode a motorcycle around the south and southeast parts of the state (on the way to some kickass Civil War battlegrounds in other states); was not impressed.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

The Qur'an quotes God as saying that he gave the Jews all those restrictive dietary laws just to teach then a lesson.

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