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It has never taken me more than one stroke to put the ball in the hole

OTOH I have never played golf.

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"...and I don’t like people who brag!"

You heard it here first, trump doesn't like himself.

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Were there witnesses? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I’m the most modest and humble person in the entire universe!

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Hole-in-one at mini golf. Maybe.

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A feeling we all share.

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So, as I recall from my caddying days, if you get a hole in one you are expected to buy a round of drinks for everyone in the clubhouse! There's even insurance for it, because when word gets out that someone got a hole in one every cheap ass rich golf club member asshole will show up at the clubhouse for their one free drink.

So, what are the chances Trump bought a round of drinks? I'm guessing he stiffed people on this like he does on everything.

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Were there CREDIBLE witnesses?

Better yet, is there an undoctored video, not of the ball coming out of the hole, but of the ball going in?

This clown would put a fish-hook in the mouth of a beached whale, have his picture taken next to it, and claim that he hauled it onto the beach himself.

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The war in Ukraine and the Oscar slap were both distractions from Trump’s hole in one!

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Par three 181 yards into the wind. A 75 year old fat fuck with bad eye sight. First shot 60 yards in the rough left sideSecond shot 70 yards right side Bunker.Third, fourth and fifth shot finally out of the Bunker 30 yards.Sixth shot chips up to the green. Three putts for a hole in one on the third putt.Shits his pants bending over to pick his ball up and rips the ass crack on his golf slacks. Yup hole in one.

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Trumputin heard a "clank" from 543 feet away?

Yeah, right.

You know Grandpa turns up the TV to ear shattering levels because he's DEAF from his "service" at Studio 54 disco. đŸ˜‚

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Well…even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while.—————

Note: I read the first paragraph and knew exactly who the author was without looking. Classic.

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Wow. I now understand the game so well!

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I won’t tell you who won because I am a very modest individual, and you will then say I was bragging...

Thats fucking bragging ass hole.

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He maybe got a hole in one at the putt-putt course.

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Not criticizing the lovely endittrixes and male editrixies Of wonkette in the slightest, you have to respond the world as it exists.

But my response to this is 1. He’s lying2. If he’s not I don’t fucking care why aren’t you in jail.

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