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Before, after and during.

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Here in the U.K public toilets are called Public Conveniences. I'm pretty sure your use of the word was an unintended pun when it comes to Republicans and Conveniences, or airport bathrooms, where it's possible to take a wide stance though.

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Or at least doom themselves to having to pay income tax.

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All they want is the chance for a lawsuit.

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Well, eventually the sun is gonna go red giant, so I guess you're right.

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oh noez! Sheriff Mack gonna die. Ron Paul haz a smug.

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Have you ever had an Irish 7 course meal? It's a six pack and a potato.

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Who da Hell is an Ordained Caterer? You do not sanctify a wedding by providing the cake!

OK, Christ was an Ordained Caterer. "This is my body; This is my blood, that 'll be $24.95 per plate. Cash bar."

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Keep it up, bigots. Spend ALL of the Ameros on your fellow jerks. Then when your own money runs out, do like a good anti-social patriot does and make your own Interwebs Bigot- Begging Nook. Sounds like an awesome pyramid scheme. Can't wait to see it unfold.

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would be well advised to check with Uncle Sam before sharing it. See how much Revenue (tax) he wants on their donated windfall. its only churches and charities get to keep it all even though I can never understand why god always needs money instead of just willing it into existence.

created everything in 6 days, needed to take a rest on the 7th day and cant manage money.

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“Blessed are the pizza bigots, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. ~~~~~ The Beatitudes

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And it's all taxable as income. I'll bet: 1) they forget this and fail to give Uncle Sam his taste, and 2) howl like victims when they get the bill.

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Kurt Vonnegut is shilling pizza in Indiana? Is Elvis in there too? What about Jimmy Hoffa?

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well, he was from Indiana

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Why should the government force one to do business with anyone? If they are bigots, they will lose tons of business right? and that would be just...... Why do we need big brother to regulate everything? If you are gay, don't go there.... I don't give businesses to places that don't earn it, or disrespect me....

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I know you said to let the bell have a rest, but this is a more cowbell comment, which of course is not allowed here.

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