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And you seem like an asshole, frankly. This seems quite ridiculous, but since you cite evidence, I stand corrected.

Correction Technique: 0 points.Shittyness Level: 13.6

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no worry 'bout erectile dysfunction, though.

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If you aren't savvy enough to figure out that you can lie on the "how old are you" screen, you aren't old enough to watch porn.

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Correction: "One small step for [a] womyn."

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

Swift describes them as being filthy and with unpleasant habits, resembling human beings far too closely for the liking of protagonist Lemuel Gulliver, who finds the calm and rational society of intelligent horses, the Houyhnhnms, greatly preferable. The Yahoos are primitive creatures obsessed with "pretty stones" they find by digging in mud, thus representing the distasteful materialism and ignorant elitism Swift encountered in Britain. Hence the term "yahoo" has come to mean "a crude, brutish or obscenely coarse person"

See also Trumpanzee, MakeAmericaGreatAgainer, Yam Worshiper

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What we're going to do with your plastic here in Mehicho I haven't a clue. Our own plastics industry is churning out bags and crap faster than we can break it, or toss them in the desert.

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christo always recycles his materials. great article about him in last month's smithsonian. when he's at home, he sprays Jeanne-Claude's favorite perfume around the apartment and plays her favorite music.

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so, penis, mightier than the sword?

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everything should be filled with hemp

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123 million.

Just imagine how much she'd get paid if her run at yahoo was a success....

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And as Mel rides into the sunset, as an afterthought, "FUCKING JOOZ!"

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Aluminum would be hypoallergenic, but has.....um......other drawbacks for use as a condom.

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Plastic libelz!!!!!!! 6 pack holders are the bomb for schlepping beers from the store and tossing the cans after crunching them on my head. Then throwing them in the above-ground kiddie pool and letting them float around.

Sometimes I take out the .22 and shoot at them bobbing and get them to sink.

BEER CANS MATTERS!

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There was an EXCELLENT commercial for Geno's Pizza Rolls that appeared in the 60s. Really funny and featured the Lone Ranger and Tonto - the real ones - in a surprise appearance.

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It takes only 5% of the energy to make an aluminum can from scrap vs. raw ore. In 2012, 67% of aluminum was recycled compared to the maybe 14% of plastic that is repurposed every year.

I'm biased though, as making things out of plastic pays my bills. Do me a solid and buy a new F-150? It's a twofer, since I make the plastic parts and the bodies are aluminum.

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