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South Park to troll Donald by changing series title to “South America”

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-america-2677832344/

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JERUSALEM (AP) — Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was directly warned by the president of the United Arab Emirates that Hamas was planning a major offensive just days before the militant group attacked on Oct. 7, 2023, according to an Israeli newspaper report.

https://apnews.com/article/israel-netanyahu-hamas-war-gaza-warning-935c2cd82d3204d6dc859d296fc866e3

Mysterysurf's avatar

The AP picked it up? That's good.

swmnguy's avatar

So "xcancel" is back up, huh? That's great!

swmnguy's avatar

Hey, "OMIR":

I know you were a print guy, but do you have insight into what an Assistant News Director would do at a small-to-mid market TV News operation?

I've mentioned my daughter is producing the M-F 6 and 10 newscasts at such a station. The station's Assistant News Director just left to take a position outside the biz. He encouraged her to apply for the position. She's not sure if she's interested, or if she'd be good at it.

Seems to me that instead of minute-to-minute nailing down everything that goes into each newscast, which is what she's doing now; she'd be on longer timelines, more managing and less hands-on, assigning reporters and seeing to the overall image and direction of the newscast over time.

If you had any insight I'd be very interested.

gallbladder's avatar

I HEREBY DECLARE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ [checks notes...] OPEN!

No, CLOSED!

I HEREBY DECLARE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ [checks notes...] CLOSED!

(you no doubt see where this is going)

Menotsure's avatar

Wow! I another shrewd move to win over the voting public (short of getting prices down ) the Trump Administration has revealed their design for new Space Force uniforms.

Jack boots are back, baby!

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/08/style/trump-space-force-uniforms-starship-troopers.html

Russell Jones's avatar

God DAMN. Can't make this shit up. Unfortunately, there's no need to make this shit up.

Menotsure's avatar

The Space Force Chief of Staff will now hold the rank of Grand Moff.

Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

I wonder what steps are taken w/respect to privacy & cyber security with these games. Anybody read the EUA?

Also, the other software involving filtering the voting ballots that the USPS is working on: I'll bet it has an attack surface script kiddy hackers dream of.

Has the USPS mention any cyber security requirements in their announcement?

Mysterysurf's avatar

"I wonder what steps are taken w/respect to privacy & cyber security with these games."

Ha ha. But seriously...

Chemical's avatar

Seriously impressive gamer credentials, Shy.

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

OT!

No news except that I'm back on the protein shakes. Actually, like them because I'm lazy when it comes to dinner so I can drink one and claim I had dinner. I had dinner. :)

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Piker. If a Dominican woman offers you short ribs, SAY YES.

Goonemeritus's avatar

Unless you also played bocce you aren't well rounded.

vorpal 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 🇨🇦's avatar

I made sure my protocol droid spoke bocce

Jenny, a Pinata Farmer's avatar

No, I don't want to play racist bullshit bootlegs of otherwise rather boring and shitty arcade games.

Ahazi Rebels forever!

Chemical's avatar

Two of the games, Snake and Flappy Bird, took off because of smart phones. Snake is older than smart phones, but I don't think it was an arcade game.

Jenny, a Pinata Farmer's avatar

I saw it in Microsoft arcade once.

Cincinnatus's avatar

No breakdown, tho, for how many Republicans in the 60% think this is a good thing:

"A new survey has found 60% of voters believe President Donald Trump is bringing more corruption to Washington."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/democratic-polling-corruption-2026-election_n_6a9f234fe4b03901c958f7f3?origin=home-latest-news-unit

Russell Jones's avatar

If any Republicans in the 60% happen to think it's NOT a good thing, they'd still find a way to say, "But I still support President Trump." Cuz sparrows and curtain rods or something along the lines of sparrows and curtain rods.

Cincinnatus's avatar

LBJ: “If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”

42tontom's avatar

I mean, what do the other 40% think?

Cincinnatus's avatar

Corruption has remained the same.

GiggleSnort's avatar

I was out birding this morning and saw a bird perched on a bush, but it was backlit, so I couldn't get a good id. I thought maybe a sparrow. Anyway, I snapped some photos, got them home, and enhanced them some, and it turns out it's a Scaly-Breasted Munia. They are native to South Asia, but became popular in the pet trade, and some escaped, so as a result they have spread to other regions. They are rare in this area, but there is a resident breeding population, which I think is expanding.

42tontom's avatar

Whoever comes up with the bird names is a bit demented, no?

Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

I mean "tufted titmouse".

Really?

PoDG follows the 92%'s avatar

"worked at Nintendo as a Game Play Counselor during the height of Nintendomania (1989-1990)"

For real, I bet this was the thing that pushed Trix over. For those of us of a certain age, this would be a panty dropper.