Nothing says “winning” like abandoning your loved ones to make money for your corporate overlords, amiright guys? I mean, is the guy in the $6,000 suit going to have a “work-life balance”? COME ON. He is not, because he is a WINNER, because as Business Insider kindly explains at us, work-life balance is for LOSERS (or at least, it’s for people who are not WINNERS). So if you want to make it to the top, you will man up and work 70 hours a week and if you are a winner, you will LIKE it.
I once missed like a whole week because my doctor called and said ' yeah, um dude, you have almost no blood left, and we don't know why. Go directly to the ER before you die' I would highly recommend a half dozen pints of blood for anybody who gets a similar call. If you're a pussy, that is.
Sigh, can somebody please patiently momsplain to these idiot manchildren that money is not an objective in itself, it is a means to an end?
I mean, there's no point in being able to buy an absurdly large and luxurious yacht if you never have time to take it out on the water.
Also, firing a bunch of people to make your stock more desirable to Wall Street may technically be "making a difference", but it's not actually making the world a better place.
But the happiest loser you could ever meet. Seriously. I leak joy from my pores.
I once missed like a whole week because my doctor called and said ' yeah, um dude, you have almost no blood left, and we don't know why. Go directly to the ER before you die' I would highly recommend a half dozen pints of blood for anybody who gets a similar call. If you're a pussy, that is.
What? I'm sure that is founded in sound behavioral science.
And here is the guy that wrote the article: <a href="http://www.businessinsider...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.businessinsider.com/author/max-nisen">http://www.businessinsider....
Monochrome portraits of dead Presidents.
Sigh, can somebody please patiently momsplain to these idiot manchildren that money is not an objective in itself, it is a means to an end?
I mean, there&#039;s no point in being able to buy an absurdly large and luxurious yacht if you never have time to take it out on the water.
Also, firing a bunch of people to make your stock more desirable to Wall Street may technically be &quot;making a difference&quot;, but it&#039;s not actually making the world a better place.
<i>A private room in the cardiac care unit.</i>
Served by your own cardiologist who works 100 hours per week.
(Yeah...that&#039;s what I want...a doc who walks the ragged edge of exhaustion tinkering with my heart.)
Indeed: please stop trying to make &quot;a difference&quot; and start trying to make &quot;an improvement&quot;.
&quot;I&#039;ll tell ya something...and that&#039;s a fact...you&#039;ll never see a hearse with a luggage rack&quot; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKixNITitT0">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
Except for that pesky child support. Just ask perpetual winner Joe Walsh.
For.fucks.sake.
David Vitter suggests a full-body diaper might do the trick!
After he hides his inexplicable hardon.
It&#039;s pretty easy dude. The other one was about Ted Nugent.
Joe Walsh will get back to you on that.
I believe she got where she is due to Business Inside &#039;er
You win.