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Incoming Ham's avatar

I find it really bizarre that these fathers are obsessing over their daughters "purity".

Does Chris Hanson DJ these events?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Snipy is always stealing Lisa's material. She(?) is a regular Rand Paul of plagiarism.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I use old band aids. No one has caught on yet.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Better than fish tacos.

(Yes, I am ashamed of myself now)

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I wouldn't mind another go...but only if I get to pick the music this time.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

As my father once told my brother, "Son...don't shit where you eat". Yeah, we were that family.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's good to be the king...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

just don't drop the chalupa

(move over, I'm joining ya)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

still won't help in explaining the case of the crabs you just gave new hubby

Jared James's avatar

Wrong on both counts. Well, half wrong on the first one. The racism is in no way veiled, but it'll be another two or three months before they claim Mandela was really a conservative.

Rush has to weigh in to tell them what they think, after all.

Jared James's avatar

Some questions don't have any happy answer.

Jared James's avatar

Perhaps they all learned their lovemaking from El Guapo. <a href="http://youtu.be/J2X--dC8OF0..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://youtu.be/J2X--dC8OF0?t=1h2m43s">http://youtu.be/J2X--dC8OF0...