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I find it really bizarre that these fathers are obsessing over their daughters "purity".

Does Chris Hanson DJ these events?

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No...shoot. This is Ted.

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Snipy is always stealing Lisa's material. She(?) is a regular Rand Paul of plagiarism.

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I use old band aids. No one has caught on yet.

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S..S...Susan?

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Better than fish tacos.

(Yes, I am ashamed of myself now)

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I wouldn't mind another go...but only if I get to pick the music this time.

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As my father once told my brother, "Son...don't shit where you eat". Yeah, we were that family.

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MacGyver on line one...

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it's good to be the king...

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just don't drop the chalupa

(move over, I'm joining ya)

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Kashmir or GTFO!

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still won't help in explaining the case of the crabs you just gave new hubby

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Wrong on both counts. Well, half wrong on the first one. The racism is in no way veiled, but it'll be another two or three months before they claim Mandela was really a conservative.

Rush has to weigh in to tell them what they think, after all.

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Some questions don't have any happy answer.

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Perhaps they all learned their lovemaking from El Guapo. <a href="http://youtu.be/J2X--dC8OF0..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://youtu.be/J2X--dC8OF0?t=1h2m43s">http://youtu.be/J2X--dC8OF0...

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