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A Trump 2024 run is going to be hell for people like Pence, Pompeo, and Graham. How are they going to compete in a primary and kiss his ass at the same time?

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And they don't want anything to do with him.

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Not to mention the cockroaches: Don Jr., Ivanka, Eric...

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I thought the whole 2024 thing was a way to get him to go along with leaving the White House in January. Assure him that he can come back. Humor him until he's safely out the door. It seems crazy that he would really be nominated in 2024 since he could only hold the presidency for another four years. But then I remember; Republicans. Never, ever underestimate their capacity for crazy.

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I don't mean the MAGAts. I mean regular old reporters.

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Or their capacity for evil.

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His egomania will ensure that he thinks he can't lose.

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He's pretty much there now - maybe he thinks an insanity defense will get him off the hook - and it doesn't seem to bother his brain-dead cultists in the least.

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I guarantee he won't be (d) married.

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If we're looking for that silver lining, we can savor how it will fuck up the ambitions of people like the already referenced Haley as well as up-and-comers like Cotton and Hawley. Hell, Rubio and Cruz want another pass at the ring. Yeah, everybody step aside for ANOTHER four years in deference to crazy Uncle Daddy and his horde of demented deplorables.

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My fave was, "Pompeo and Pence probably bit their tongues because they have their own presidential ambitions. Most mediocre white men do."

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Remember, we're not dealing with a regular ex-President here. The expectation has always been for the guy to go away and quietly write his memoirs, maybe popping out for the midterms to rally the troops.

Trump is facing multiple state-level criminal investigations that are already underway.

His rallies would be like late-stage Lenny Bruce when he stood there and read the transcripts from his obscenity trials to the audience.

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Or Dog willing, broke and in prison.

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I think that we won't have Trump to kick around much longer when his waist-to-height exceeds ratio exceeds 1.0. (this may have already occurred).

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The rubes are petty enough to use her to "own the libs" (see: Clarence Thomas, Amy Barrett), so I'd give her a fair chance.

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Crazily evil is on brand

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