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The wingers are yelling that <a href="http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/Big-Government\/2012\/11\/22\/For-Fourth-Straight-Year-Obama-Thanksgiving-Message-God" target="_blank">"Obama fails to thank God in Thanksgiving message"</a> ... so, Yes, it is a religious holiday for Republiicans like "Kimpy" on brietbart who says:<blockquote>dear Lord, we would be so thankful if you just made creepy evil selfish greedy criminally insane global powertripping murderous pig democrats DIE. amen</blockquote> That's worth 93 likes.

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So this is what oblivion feels like: no more new posts on the Wonquette. Well, it's been a good ride.

By the way, when computer equipment isn't working well, percussive maintenance often nurses it back to health, or at least provides an outlet for your rage.

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Fantasy football makes masturbation seem profound and insightful.

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We are a little ways south of Cape Canaveral. Spent most of our working life in Sacramento though, so it's good to hear there's some improvement around SJ.

I may end up driving a big rig soon, since the jerb creators are getting along OK without me. Tnx for asking!

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There's a great Wonkette screen name, if ever there was one.

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Why a duck?

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Another religious holiday . . . could be trouble.

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No, you've got it right.

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Pics, or it ... umm, actually, never mind.

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Salon is moving into fart jokes with the video caption in <a href="http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2012\/11\/25\/cleanup_investigation_resumes_in_mass_gas_blast\/" target="_blank">this article</a>. If Wonkette doesn't get back up soon, they may launch a hostile takeover bid.

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Job-hunting is not necessarily one of those other things, BTW.

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Don't miss what was apparently the first - and certainly will be the last - interview of author and military expert Tom Ricks on the FoxPAC. <a href="http://www.mediamatters.org..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2012/11/26/forei...">http://www.mediamatters.org...

They just can't handle the truth!

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This is what happens when you don't tip your server generously.

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All we need is cowboy Perry, and maybe The Donald, to complete the slate. Already, Democrats are eagerly looking forward to 2016.

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For the first time in memory, AOL <a href="http:\/\/aol.sportingnews.com\/nba\/story\/2012-11-26\/kevin-mchale-daughter-dies-alexandra-sasha-houston-rockets-boston-celtics" target="_blank">does something just right</a>.

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I nominate <a href="http:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/news\/2012-09-19\/iran-cleric-pummeled-by-badly-covered-woman-after-warning-her.html" target="_blank">this woman</a> for person of the year!!

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