The CDS gifted me with a stray void last year. I thought she was a kitten because she was so teeny. Turns out she was 5 years old. She had a bad wound on a rear paw and after slightly domesticating here I called animal control to pick her up. They nursed her back to health, fattened her up, ans adopted her out in less than 3 weeks.
It's such a small thing but I fleetingly felt like I made a difference and the world wasn't so bad after all.
I had a black cat (Boris) who had such such a big personality. He used to come to the door on Halloween much to the delight of the little ghosts and goblins.
I had a black and white tuxedo cat named Jeeves. He would sleep in a shelf above and facing the front door of my 5th floor walk-up. About 40 years ago, UPS brought a package to my door that I had to sign for. The driver handed me one of those things that scrolled through receipts that you signed in triplicate (anyone under 50 probably has no idea what this is). While I was signing, I guess he looked up and saw Jeeves' yellow eyes staring, because the poor man started screaming about evil spirits, ran down four flights of stairs and out the door, leaving me holding the receipt box.
i used to live with a roommate's black cat with orange eyes named Bagheera. Used to love climbing into backpacks, being zipped in, and swung around in the air. After dropping gently back to earth and being fished out of the pack, he'd go back in and want another ride!
The Young Republican thing shows why 'Conservative' and 'comedy' are completely incompatible. Their core audience is too small to sustain useful ratings.
"At a White House event with Argentine President Javier Milei, Trump pointed to a reporter and invited her to ask a question. She asked: “As China deepens its presence in Latin America, what role do you see for the U.S.?” Rather than respond, Trump turned to Vice President JD Vance and said, “I just like to watch her talk.” The two laughed before Trump told the reporter, “Good job. Good job. Thank you, darling,” and ended the event."
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
He didn't have lousy aim. That was the problem. That bullet was only ever intended for some MAGA slob thrilled that he got a spot on the stage with Chump.
“Mr. Jones said his critics were trying to silence him and he urged listeners to help keep Infowars on the air “with your prayer and financial support.””
Yes please fuckers, keep sending Jones money which will eventually be handed to the Sandy Hook families.
"WeRateDogs, an internet site which Matt Nelson has run for the last decade, on Tuesday shared to its millions of followers on multiple platforms a KFOX14 article from last month on the alleged fatal shooting of a pet dog, a Rottweiler named Chop, by a plainclothes Border Patrol agent during a search of a home in El Paso, Texas.
The father of the dog’s owner said his son allowed agents to search the property and told them he’d put Chop in the bathroom because he could be aggressive, KFOX14 reported. When agents asked for the man’s ID, he stepped out to his truck to get it, according to the report, but during that time, one entered the home, opened the bathroom door and shot the dog dead. The family claimed agents told them the search had stemmed from an anonymous tip linked to the home’s former owner."
I'm sorry I have to pause my paid subscription. My husband is an essential employee working through the shutdown. After this week's paycheck we have no idea when the next one will arrive, and we have to make some cuts until the government re-opens.
You hed gif info: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/gourd-guard
And meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/989b2e01-80cf-4082-8912-988a0ff19dfd?utm_source=share
Pretty kitty.
That black kitty cat sure is purdy!
Kitty needs a ladder and a broken mirror
That nermal is the spitting image of my Garage Kitty.
Garage Kitty's name is Raven. Raven does the whole tail up, arched back sort of stretch that looks like every iconic Halloween black cat image.
it is awesome.
And the iconic IWW Sabotabby!
“Huh. I iz Wobbblee. Sabotajj!”
If you go to the old pumpkin patch
A very nice pumpkin to snatch
You'd best be aware
That when you go there
You may leave with naught but a scratch.
The CDS gifted me with a stray void last year. I thought she was a kitten because she was so teeny. Turns out she was 5 years old. She had a bad wound on a rear paw and after slightly domesticating here I called animal control to pick her up. They nursed her back to health, fattened her up, ans adopted her out in less than 3 weeks.
It's such a small thing but I fleetingly felt like I made a difference and the world wasn't so bad after all.
So glad kitty found her forever home.
Good work.
I had a black cat (Boris) who had such such a big personality. He used to come to the door on Halloween much to the delight of the little ghosts and goblins.
I had a black and white tuxedo cat named Jeeves. He would sleep in a shelf above and facing the front door of my 5th floor walk-up. About 40 years ago, UPS brought a package to my door that I had to sign for. The driver handed me one of those things that scrolled through receipts that you signed in triplicate (anyone under 50 probably has no idea what this is). While I was signing, I guess he looked up and saw Jeeves' yellow eyes staring, because the poor man started screaming about evil spirits, ran down four flights of stairs and out the door, leaving me holding the receipt box.
I've never had a black cat, but I did have a Boris, who was an orange lunatic returned to the shelter twice before coming to my house.
We still tell Boris tales.
i used to live with a roommate's black cat with orange eyes named Bagheera. Used to love climbing into backpacks, being zipped in, and swung around in the air. After dropping gently back to earth and being fished out of the pack, he'd go back in and want another ride!
My buddy Reg and his sister Tanya had a black cat named Boris.
Beautiful! Black cats are wonderful little critters. Merlin says hey.
https://substack.com/@davesnothere435085/note/c-166555024?r=2m11fd
Devilish!
Beany Bopper is a formidable protector of pumpkins, and from the high ground, just about invincible.
Woe unto unwary pumpkin plundering punks!
I'm a sucker for kittens, these are lucky to have you as parents.
Beany Bopper is guarding the gourds with strength, beauty and grace.
Handsome fellow!
BLACK CAT!
BLACK CAT!
IYKYK
I would only send Elon iTunes gift cards.
The Young Republican thing shows why 'Conservative' and 'comedy' are completely incompatible. Their core audience is too small to sustain useful ratings.
Happy New Kitten day, Becca! Is her/his little eye OK? :))
Nandor: No, I'm pillaging everyone, including you.
I HEART YOU, REBECCA! THANK YOU <3
"we should lower wages for farmworkers even more."
Golly, if we do that, how will those poor farmers handle the DELUGE of job applications that will no doubt come flooding in??
A post about Tucker Carlson and another about a weird Canadian? It feels like Sunday now.
Autumn 🍁 with Tab's and Coffee in the Morning ☕ 💯 👍
Problem solved
https://substack.com/profile/155628850-impoed/note/c-166643293?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knnzm
Just yesterday, someone on bluesky, called "Elon Musk," liked a lot of my recent posts and followed me. I blocked immediately.
I had to go through my followers a couple months ago and blocks all the Elons who had followed me. There were at least five.
"At a White House event with Argentine President Javier Milei, Trump pointed to a reporter and invited her to ask a question. She asked: “As China deepens its presence in Latin America, what role do you see for the U.S.?” Rather than respond, Trump turned to Vice President JD Vance and said, “I just like to watch her talk.” The two laughed before Trump told the reporter, “Good job. Good job. Thank you, darling,” and ended the event."
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-comment-to-reporter_n_68ef2485e4b0a6936a12ad09?utm_source=buzzfeed&utm_medium=iframely
Rupar:
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1978204926229516636
I'll never forgive that MAGAt shooter for his lousy aim.
He didn't have lousy aim. That was the problem. That bullet was only ever intended for some MAGA slob thrilled that he got a spot on the stage with Chump.
“Mr. Jones said his critics were trying to silence him and he urged listeners to help keep Infowars on the air “with your prayer and financial support.””
Yes please fuckers, keep sending Jones money which will eventually be handed to the Sandy Hook families.
BPS does a "Kristi Noem":
"WeRateDogs, an internet site which Matt Nelson has run for the last decade, on Tuesday shared to its millions of followers on multiple platforms a KFOX14 article from last month on the alleged fatal shooting of a pet dog, a Rottweiler named Chop, by a plainclothes Border Patrol agent during a search of a home in El Paso, Texas.
The father of the dog’s owner said his son allowed agents to search the property and told them he’d put Chop in the bathroom because he could be aggressive, KFOX14 reported. When agents asked for the man’s ID, he stepped out to his truck to get it, according to the report, but during that time, one entered the home, opened the bathroom door and shot the dog dead. The family claimed agents told them the search had stemmed from an anonymous tip linked to the home’s former owner."
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/we-rate-dogs-donald-trump-losers_n_68ef6a32e4b03d24640514cc?origin=home-whats-happening-unit
I'm sorry I have to pause my paid subscription. My husband is an essential employee working through the shutdown. After this week's paycheck we have no idea when the next one will arrive, and we have to make some cuts until the government re-opens.
Stay safe and good luck in these trying times...