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PubOption's avatar

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malsperanza's avatar

And on Small Business Saturday he stayed home and fapped around on Amazon.

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ValiumNation's avatar

That hair deserves it's own crew.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Dear Wonkette, I went shopping at Costco the other day and I used my Wonkette shopping bag which was filled with organic chicken breasts. I was not mauled by sexy clerks wanting buttsecks and stuff. What gives? MG

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Chris Grrr's avatar

And once again I fail to see Hobo Beans among the accepted forms of payment.

Don't mind me, I'm an hour away from a Costco and it makes me cranky. Not that it's exactly relevant now... but I'm told to visualize having a job and being paid in actual munniez again, which is pleasant sometimes but not particularly so after a few hours of trolling the web for advertised positions that haven't already passed on my stupendous talents.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This is like the time Bill Clinton went to BJ's for their free samples. Never saw a man cry like that before or since.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

One of things about Costco is that they pay their employees well and include benefits. Look at their name tags saying how long they've worked there: "Employee since 1994", "since 2001" and so forth. Over at Wal-Mart the name tags actually include the time zone: "Indentured since 10:35am EST".

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

They make a pie out of New York City?

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