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Kathryn Carruthers's avatar

Isn't that what they say at the end of the letters saying your late payment may have crossed it in the mail, but if not, TYFYATTM?

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kmblue187's avatar

"...he’s really toddler-grade angry..." I've been calling him a toddler since he took the oath.

I've always treasured W's remark when he left Trump's inauguration, "That was some weird shit."

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

The poor, poor, dear, Bloated Yam.

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Marla's avatar

So, at the end of the day, as with everything else with him, the issue of the plane comes down to a dick-measuring contest. He sees all the shiny, new, bigger, better planes the emirs have and the Tangerine Toddler wants one. His plane is 40 years old and it's not shiny any more. The Qataris have a shiny plane and he wants it!

Never mind that the Qataris have been looking to unload the thing for some time.

Well, a sucker is born every minute, amirite?

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Linda irene peterson's avatar

I’m not mad at the airplane ! I’m mad at the traitor -in-chief

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Jjamie's avatar

Evan, I always pay attention to what you write! It does matter! Signed, Your Fan

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kmblue187's avatar

I'm more than a fan, I worship him because he makes me laugh. Not easy to do these days.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. And thank you for your attention to this matter.

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boo radley's avatar

Trump is legit so angry he's not King of Saudi Arabia or ruler of the UAE. He wants golden palaces, palace intrigue, and no checks on his power. (Not that he understands being a monarch any better than he understands being preznit.)

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Tetman Callis's avatar

o m f g

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"Needs LOTS of work, and may take YEARS to do the work needed, like long after the new shiny Boeings that are supposed to be the new Air Force Ones, which are supposed to be delivered in 2027, or maybe a tiny bit longer? Boeing swears it’s trying. Why, Trump might be out of office and/or dead by the time they finish retrofitting this stupid USED Qatari plane for him."

It should be noted that:

A) The work necessary to convert the plane to military specs and White House specs would easily cost over a billion dollars. Thank the gods we got rid of all those programs for the poor so we can afford that.

2) That to get people with both the expertise to do the this work and the security clearances to do the work is not easy. You would almost certainly have to pull people off their work on the actual Air Force One planes to have them work on Emoluments One, slowing down work on both planes.

III) Maybe someone should point out to the proven rapist Trump that taking a second hand plane from a dictator really doesn't make you look like the all powerful dictator you want to be?

d) Again, despite the stupidity of John Roberts' decision on Presidential Immunity, taking a bribe in violation of the Emoluments Clause of the Constitution is not a "core presidential power."

. . . Although according to his lawyers, it probably is. How can you be a great president if you don't take great bribes? That is the one thing that separates Lincoln from the truly great presidents like the proven rapist Trump.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

C'mon y'all! The World is Laughing WITH us!!!

"President Donald Trump is on an international trip through the Middle East this week, and during his stop in the United Arab Emirates, or UAE, he rambled about the 'term groceries.'"

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Stephen St John's avatar

If I recall, Trump had some bad things to say about the White House in this first term. I guess nothing is ever good enough for him.

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Stephen St John's avatar

The formula: every "truth" has the magic words "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" in it, because the rubes love those trigger words, even if they don't know what they mean.

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Stephen St John's avatar

"Why should our military, and therefore our taxpayers, be forced to pay hundreds of millions of Dollars when they can get it for FREE..." Um, Donald, nobody said we have to buy the plane.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I bet Melania's made snarky remarks about MBS's plane being so much bigger and nicer than Donald's.

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