Let us have a little fun this morning by playing a game. Late Monday this little exchange on Twitter caught our eye. First, we have this tweeted question from Emily Atkin, an environmental reporter for ThinkProgress. It's a perfectly reasonable question in our admittedly libtarded eyes.
One I can't ever forget, and still presses my buttons to this day. Conservatards in 1990s, about then-VP candidate Al Gore: "What is an 'information superhighway' har har! Do you need a car to get on it? HAR HAR"
(Stuff Gore did as a Senator in 1986 eventually led to bill "The Gore Bill" signed in 1991 by G HW "The Good One" Bush that made all of this kind of bullshit possible)
Conservatards in 2000 (and beyond), about then-Presidential candidate Al Gore: "Al Gore didn't create the intarnet! PFfft, HAR HAR"
And so Darth Cheney then says that waterboarding Khaled Sheikh Mohammed "helped produce the intelligence that allowed us to get Osama bin Laden."
I'm not sure Al ever completely gave up on the idea of "hidden variables", but he did recognize that quantum mechanics made verifiable predictions.
But he was, you know, Albert Einstein, and not Jim Inhofe.
That CEO's making 2-3,000x the average worker's salary is an economic benefit, but paying for infrastructure and education improvement will destroy capitalism as we know it.
Faux presents "news." Raising the minimum wage would make a McDonald's anusburger cost $4000 or whatever ridiculous sum they claim it will cost. It's cold where I live, so global warming is a lie. If it's a legitimate rape, women's bodies have a way of shutting that whole thing down.
Lot was in Sturgis?
...Sen. Craig's wide stance...
One I can't ever forget, and still presses my buttons to this day. Conservatards in 1990s, about then-VP candidate Al Gore: "What is an 'information superhighway' har har! Do you need a car to get on it? HAR HAR"
(Stuff Gore did as a Senator in 1986 eventually led to bill "The Gore Bill" signed in 1991 by G HW "The Good One" Bush that made all of this kind of bullshit possible)
Conservatards in 2000 (and beyond), about then-Presidential candidate Al Gore: "Al Gore didn't create the intarnet! PFfft, HAR HAR"
And so Darth Cheney then says that waterboarding Khaled Sheikh Mohammed "helped produce the intelligence that allowed us to get Osama bin Laden."
That's actually a pretty fine thread of comment.
I'm not sure Al ever completely gave up on the idea of "hidden variables", but he did recognize that quantum mechanics made verifiable predictions.
But he was, you know, Albert Einstein, and not Jim Inhofe.
And an archangel got his wings.
Dude. An occasional paragraph break?
I like your thinking, but don't make it so impenetrable.
How about this: "Ronald Reagan is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.”
Guns don't kill people.
Don't forget "smartest" and the ever popular "He won the cold war".
Any Dick Cheney ever said.
"Dubya kept us safe".
That CEO's making 2-3,000x the average worker's salary is an economic benefit, but paying for infrastructure and education improvement will destroy capitalism as we know it.
Egad!
Faux presents "news." Raising the minimum wage would make a McDonald's anusburger cost $4000 or whatever ridiculous sum they claim it will cost. It's cold where I live, so global warming is a lie. If it's a legitimate rape, women's bodies have a way of shutting that whole thing down.