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schmannity's avatar

Don't order a screwdriver from this guy.

PsycWench's avatar

To be honest, the real Jesus Christ probably isn't a Boehner fan either.

chascates's avatar

But is Boehner off his meds?

artem1s's avatar

So Rightwing, Nutjobs are totally going to understand and empathize now, that making threatening language with their mouths against other people, even if said people are committing the outrageous crimes of being Lieburals; Scientists; brown; Doctors caring for ladybits; or Preznitting while Blah in the White House, maybe is not such a hahahaha jokey thing but something they should perhaps think twice about before opening their pieholes?

yea, thought so.....

MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>WHAT IS IT about pouring steady, sparkling streams of Johnny Walker Blue for Ann Romney’s horse that turns these guys into al Qaeda times ISIS plus Barack Hussein Obama?</i>

This would be a good question for the Common Core 6th grade math exam. Or chemistry exam. Whatevs.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I was personally impressed last night with the anchor (sorry, can't remember who) reporting this story, who was able to say "Boehner confirmed he knew the bartender" without smirking or laughing out loud.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

BONER IS CONVICTED TO MUSLIN IS CONVERTED OBUMMAR LAPDOODLE!!@!21~!~!~!`1!!!

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Award-winning Journalist® Chuckles C. Johnson and his merry band of crowd-sourced doxxers on <i>on the case!</i>

marxalot's avatar

Assumes facts not in evidence. Self-medication, like self-diagnosis, does not count.