A country club bartender was indicted for threatening to poison and/or shoot and/or spear while garroting and drowning (yeah, we saw Lethal Weapon 4) the great and powerful Speaker of the House, John Boehner. Let's not do that, guys! Let's not poison or shoot or spear while garroting and drowning John Boehner, it is Rude. It is also rude to make fun of John Boehner's endless tears of alcoholism and his pickled liver, which the preceding link did before it was updated to stop doing that, so don't do that either hahahaha of course you're going to. John Boehner's pickled liver is the only thing we have in common, and is a liver we mock
So Rightwing, Nutjobs are totally going to understand and empathize now, that making threatening language with their mouths against other people, even if said people are committing the outrageous crimes of being Lieburals; Scientists; brown; Doctors caring for ladybits; or Preznitting while Blah in the White House, maybe is not such a hahahaha jokey thing but something they should perhaps think twice about before opening their pieholes?
<i>WHAT IS IT about pouring steady, sparkling streams of Johnny Walker Blue for Ann Romney&rsquo;s horse that turns these guys into al Qaeda times ISIS plus Barack Hussein Obama?</i>
This would be a good question for the Common Core 6th grade math exam. Or chemistry exam. Whatevs.
I was personally impressed last night with the anchor (sorry, can&#039;t remember who) reporting this story, who was able to say &quot;Boehner confirmed he knew the bartender&quot; without smirking or laughing out loud.
Don&#039;t order a screwdriver from this guy.
To be honest, the real Jesus Christ probably isn&#039;t a Boehner fan either.
But is Boehner off his meds?
So Rightwing, Nutjobs are totally going to understand and empathize now, that making threatening language with their mouths against other people, even if said people are committing the outrageous crimes of being Lieburals; Scientists; brown; Doctors caring for ladybits; or Preznitting while Blah in the White House, maybe is not such a hahahaha jokey thing but something they should perhaps think twice about before opening their pieholes?
yea, thought so.....
<i>WHAT IS IT about pouring steady, sparkling streams of Johnny Walker Blue for Ann Romney&rsquo;s horse that turns these guys into al Qaeda times ISIS plus Barack Hussein Obama?</i>
This would be a good question for the Common Core 6th grade math exam. Or chemistry exam. Whatevs.
Nope.
I was personally impressed last night with the anchor (sorry, can&#039;t remember who) reporting this story, who was able to say &quot;Boehner confirmed he knew the bartender&quot; without smirking or laughing out loud.
BONER IS CONVICTED TO MUSLIN IS CONVERTED OBUMMAR LAPDOODLE!!@!21~!~!~!`1!!!
Award-winning Journalist&reg; Chuckles C. Johnson and his merry band of crowd-sourced doxxers on <i>on the case!</i>
Assumes facts not in evidence. Self-medication, like self-diagnosis, does not count.