This is the best I have felt in years. There is not one position in the government that I am not qualified for considering the dullards that now occupy the positions. Little Beauregard, the limpest of the limp wrists in the administration (AND THAT IS NOT IN TERMS OF BEING GAY; HE IS JUST MONUMENTALLY INEPT AND INCOMPETENT) is an embarrassment to the legal profession. And D Jerkoff Trump is the village idiot of presidents. It wouldn't take much for me to supersede their musings and output, so I'm throwing my hat into the ring. If not AG or President, I want to be able to select their cellmates. I'd like to see them collared like dogs on all fours, and at night, their daddies will discipline them, and show them love, as any daddy would do. Congrats on your subservience. What you need is a firm fist.
That was my first thought. I mean, this guy was a Senator. He had to campaign for that seat, which included talking to groups, even if they were groups of Alabamians. His delivery sounds like he has to sound out the words because English isn't his first language.
Everyone, please remember your self-care. We all have to breathe deeply, hydrate, eat nutritious food (especially self-prepared with love), get adequate sleep, and interact with friends and loved ones. Please take care of yourselves, Wonketteers. I love you all, and want you well.
All the pieces are in place for a conspiracy theory: (Erik Prince)+(adviser/pedo George Nader)+(Emiratis)=(Where to look for missing abducted 'illegal' children).
I am inclined to agree in regard to impending mortal doom. The few remaining vestiges of forward-thinking, "big picture" optimism that I've resolutely ruminated for the past year have been effectively obliterated. At the moment, the noise in my head loudly asserts that we are FUCKED.
Don't any of these fuckers have the ability to deliver a few lines of hate without stumbling through it? Old possum's performance could qualify him for conservatorship.
Those at the top know exactly what they're doing; they just don't care. Those that support them are all, Whut part of Ill Eagle don'chew understand, LIBTAHRD? hunh hunh hunh. They prefer to believe that it are A CRIME so any and all punishments are fully deserved - because the alternative might cause their grinches small hearts to undergo an enlargement process. Next thing you know that'll affect the brain and they'll find themselves wanting to gay-marry Jeb from down at the feed store.
Please, in the interest of civility which apparently has become a thing now, refer to Stephen Miller as "lizard man." That is SOO disrespectful to lizards everywhere.
This is the best I have felt in years. There is not one position in the government that I am not qualified for considering the dullards that now occupy the positions. Little Beauregard, the limpest of the limp wrists in the administration (AND THAT IS NOT IN TERMS OF BEING GAY; HE IS JUST MONUMENTALLY INEPT AND INCOMPETENT) is an embarrassment to the legal profession. And D Jerkoff Trump is the village idiot of presidents. It wouldn't take much for me to supersede their musings and output, so I'm throwing my hat into the ring. If not AG or President, I want to be able to select their cellmates. I'd like to see them collared like dogs on all fours, and at night, their daddies will discipline them, and show them love, as any daddy would do. Congrats on your subservience. What you need is a firm fist.
Truth stutters; lying glides.Believe the man who struggles to speak.
Seriously. At least he was able to get out that “Is Kislyak here?” joke last year (as messed up as it was).
That was my first thought. I mean, this guy was a Senator. He had to campaign for that seat, which included talking to groups, even if they were groups of Alabamians. His delivery sounds like he has to sound out the words because English isn't his first language.
Or his second.
The void is full.
Everyone, please remember your self-care. We all have to breathe deeply, hydrate, eat nutritious food (especially self-prepared with love), get adequate sleep, and interact with friends and loved ones. Please take care of yourselves, Wonketteers. I love you all, and want you well.
All the pieces are in place for a conspiracy theory: (Erik Prince)+(adviser/pedo George Nader)+(Emiratis)=(Where to look for missing abducted 'illegal' children).
In a moral vacuum, nobody can hear stolen children scream.
I am inclined to agree in regard to impending mortal doom. The few remaining vestiges of forward-thinking, "big picture" optimism that I've resolutely ruminated for the past year have been effectively obliterated. At the moment, the noise in my head loudly asserts that we are FUCKED.
failing upwards, Keebler Elf edition.
... just the tip.
Lit AF
Don't any of these fuckers have the ability to deliver a few lines of hate without stumbling through it? Old possum's performance could qualify him for conservatorship.
Those at the top know exactly what they're doing; they just don't care. Those that support them are all, Whut part of Ill Eagle don'chew understand, LIBTAHRD? hunh hunh hunh. They prefer to believe that it are A CRIME so any and all punishments are fully deserved - because the alternative might cause their grinches small hearts to undergo an enlargement process. Next thing you know that'll affect the brain and they'll find themselves wanting to gay-marry Jeb from down at the feed store.
Please, in the interest of civility which apparently has become a thing now, refer to Stephen Miller as "lizard man." That is SOO disrespectful to lizards everywhere.
Nice take that I'm sure Henny would approve of