You mighta heard that the NRA had a "press conference" today , except it was not really a "conference," so much, because the NRA guy Wayne Whatshisfucker just talked for a while and then left. His point, though, was made: If you love your kids so much, guard them with guns. We guard banks, he said, because we love our money. Do you not love your kids as much as money? What kind of person are you? Have a gun.
Well, at least that message board is promoting responsible behavior:
"The mentally unstable people can be easily influenced by the barrage of news coverage on an event like the CT shooting. Their deranged minds will starting thinking, 'Hmmm...I can go out in a 'blaze of glory' making many other people feel as miserable as I feel if I did a shooting like that....' That is why it is so critical that everyone with a concealed weapon permit should be making every effort to carry wherever it is legal for them to do so."
Man, would I love to have the Force choke! I think we all should have it, but limit it to 5 seconds per month, per person. But then the National Force Choke Association would demand unlimited choking, 2 hand choking, etc.
I went into my local small town grocery today and had a panic attack near the condiment aisle as I realized I was in a free-fire, gun-free zone! Oh sure, protect the children in schools, but what about all of us, children included, just waiting to be mowed down like snacks at happy hour Beltway bar?
If there are armed guards in every school shouldn't we deserve them in our stores, our parks, our entertainment venues, our mass transit systems, our elevators, our public restrooms, our . . .
What Wayne was saying is that if you get shot, it's your own fault because you didn't have a gun on you, or had one but were not adequately trained to anticipate that some other armed moran might shoot you.
So in Wayne's World we'll all live with loaded weapons on our hips, in our glove compartments, in the nightstand, with full magazines and a round in the chamber, safety off. That might mean the end of organized society, but it would be a highly desirable outcome for the weapons industry.
Given that the arms industry sold 3 1/2 years worth of stock of high capacity magazines for AR15s in the 72 hours following Sandy Hook, they're rolling in so much money they probably wouldn't even bother counting it any more if it weren't for the IRS..
Armstrong Industries?
If crazy people were to be denied guns, Wayne LaPierre would be one of the first to be disarmed.
Lance Armstrong?
Obvious solution: decorate the church with guns.
Well, at least that message board is promoting responsible behavior:
"The mentally unstable people can be easily influenced by the barrage of news coverage on an event like the CT shooting. Their deranged minds will starting thinking, 'Hmmm...I can go out in a 'blaze of glory' making many other people feel as miserable as I feel if I did a shooting like that....' That is why it is so critical that everyone with a concealed weapon permit should be making every effort to carry wherever it is legal for them to do so."
Oh no! Wayne LaPierre wants to take away our Dirty Harry movies!
Has anyone told Clint?
Man, would I love to have the Force choke! I think we all should have it, but limit it to 5 seconds per month, per person. But then the National Force Choke Association would demand unlimited choking, 2 hand choking, etc.
Actually, I think that's Intense Debate, and if it's for ABP it's been there for years.
Yes, but both of the men were born-again!! How could Huckabee have possibly known that good Xtians could go out and kill!!
Dammit. I forgot to pick up Brussels sprouts for Xmas dinner. Thanks for reminding me.
I went into my local small town grocery today and had a panic attack near the condiment aisle as I realized I was in a free-fire, gun-free zone! Oh sure, protect the children in schools, but what about all of us, children included, just waiting to be mowed down like snacks at happy hour Beltway bar?
If there are armed guards in every school shouldn't we deserve them in our stores, our parks, our entertainment venues, our mass transit systems, our elevators, our public restrooms, our . . .
Blessed are the peacekeepers, for they shall be armed to the teeth.
What Wayne was saying is that if you get shot, it's your own fault because you didn't have a gun on you, or had one but were not adequately trained to anticipate that some other armed moran might shoot you.
So in Wayne's World we'll all live with loaded weapons on our hips, in our glove compartments, in the nightstand, with full magazines and a round in the chamber, safety off. That might mean the end of organized society, but it would be a highly desirable outcome for the weapons industry.
die in Arizona- we let anyone CC anywhere
This shit is just too much. Where's the hard liquor?
Given that the arms industry sold 3 1/2 years worth of stock of high capacity magazines for AR15s in the 72 hours following Sandy Hook, they're rolling in so much money they probably wouldn't even bother counting it any more if it weren't for the IRS..