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fuflans's avatar

i don't know much about the theology of all this, but i'm pretty sure that was the most fantastic collection of kitsch, bad taste, awesome stripper shoes and blue nails that i have ever seen.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Stress tested for her pleasure.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

There aren't enough fists I can give you Ken...just not enough.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It must be because things are so slow at work. But, does anyone else wonder what it smells like there?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I had the sound off 'cuz I'm at work...but I like the work that Tiffany "Toll" Booth does.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

All kidding aside...but what the hell happened to Zumba? What's wrong with just dancing?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...WoW, I can see it now: "Get a free lap dance when you put $10 into the offering plate"!!!

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

In 1999, while driving north on Central Expressway in North Dallas I saw a billboard. White letters on a black field that simply said 'Thank You Jesus'.

I saw its cousin a couple of months later: 'We need to talk. -God.'

That is all.

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chascates's avatar

I prefer the titty dancer with the boa constrictor.

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