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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Not if there's a sidewalk near where you fall!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Everything else in Ferguson is a throwback, so yeah, videotape.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>So good on the South Carolina State Police for quickly dealing with a bad cop, and not trying to cover the awful mess up or make excuses.</em>

I hate to be cynical, but does anyone else think this outcome happened because Mr. Jones is still above ground rather than 6 feet under it?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...another positive point is, at least S.Carolina cops don't have as good a aim as Ferguson Missouri cops!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Hey, anybody not wearing a seatbelt is obviously a potential cop-killer.

Ten feet from the target, and two shots missed entirely; the cop is lucky nobody else got plugged. "These violations demonstrate marksmanship that deviates from SCDPS standards and cannot be tolerated."

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...seat belt violation? That is one of my personal favorites; right next to "failing to come to a full stop at a stop sign" and "not using your turn signal"! I'm sure if someone ever did a data analysis on these 3 infractions you would discover that Blak/Hispanic people make up 85% of those who were ticketed.

Oh yeah and <strong>LOITERING</strong> is the blanket criminal charge of choice for harassing blak and or brown people who cant afford cars

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Existing while black" is getting to be a capital offense in the South. Again. : (

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Jones' lawyer probably prevented them from "misplacing" the videotape.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It would be interesting to run the whole tape, and see how many white drivers, without belts, drove by unmolested.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Sure, they always<em> say</em> they'll try to be a little less shooty. But it's like cutting back on porn or beer; soon enough you'll be back to your old habits.

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Ikimizi's avatar

It's hard to shoot straight when your hands are shaking from fear at the prospect of being that close to a black man.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Always remember, children, if you feel unsafe, your best bet is to run directly to someone who's holding a smartphone or video recorder.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Bad cop doing 20 in a South Carolina prison? Sweet! Can we get the video of THAT?

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Jared James's avatar

I'm having mine embedded in a Prince Albert. If they need a second pass on the reader, I can helicopter a few times.

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Jared James's avatar

Sadly plausible. This bad cop was fired not only for being lousy at his job, but a lousy shot.

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bobbert's avatar

True, but your chances of NOT being shot are relatively good, for the same reason as mine.

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