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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Huh. That would explain a thing or three.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Need to post his rear echelon ass on latrine duty instead of desk duty

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

It does make you wonder why such fearful little snowflakes would become cops.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

“There were shots being fired [in] some yards"

I understand what he's saying. When I peruse the news/wonkette on a particularly horrible newsday and I start drinking at noon my wife give me the eyebrow to which I reply, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere"

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

<em>"Weston tells them it’s because protesters were firing guns from their back yard. [...]"</em>

...kinda weird how local police and Faux news continue wail about protestors "shooting" and "brandishing" weapons, but I have only heard about 1 handgun being confiscated. You would think Faux news would at least find one picture of a protestor with a gun!?

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Somebody's a fan of the Dick Cheney 1% Doctrine.

(In his heralded new book, "The One Percent Doctrine," Ron Suskind writes that Vice President Dick Cheney forcefully stated that the war on terror empowered the Bush administration to act <b>without the need for evidence or extensive analysis</b>.)

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Forget desk duty...why does this asshole even have a job?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I want to know what the NRA thinks of all this tyranny! Surely they are advocating open, armed resistance?

Lot_49's avatar

It's an absolute fact that the protesters are firing laser-guided missiles at the cops from unmanned aerial vehicles controlled at "Daily Kos" headquarters.

It could be true, right? Somebody said it was. Probably the same guy whose uncle heard about a woman who dried her poodle in the microwave, or maybe cooked a fish in the dishwasher.