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Ikimizi's avatar

Waiting for newpope's response...

The Quirk's avatar

Hear no evil, fuck no evil.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

What did you do ? Wear ass-less chaps during Mass?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Their siblings?

Sister: "He did it!" Brother: "Did not! <em>She</em> started it!"

Lefty Mark's avatar

Strict? As in, having tight control over their clergy?

Highly structured? Hierarchical, for sure. Not that it enabled them to implement a coherent response to the scandal, though.

PsycWench's avatar

I viewed a couple of Penthouses and my parents divorced, but you don't see me groping elementary school kids.

PsycWench's avatar

<i>Michalik almost immediately apologized and said that he’d been misunderstood, because the words that came out of his mouth were obviously not what he actually meant.</i>

So I'm guess he proffered the standard "I'm sorry you misunderstood me and got all upset over nothing".

Painter of Goats's avatar

"Show me on the doll where the Archbishop was misunderstood."

Incoming Ham's avatar

What the hell does that quote even mean? You are going to admit a priest did it and then say "Father Ralph, you owe little Nicky $1,000,000,000"? or it sounds more probable it would be "Little Nicky, you owe Father Ralph and the Catholic Church $1,000,000,000" Your existence made him do it.

What a schmuck.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>A child from a troubled family, Michalik told reporters, “seeks closeness with others and may get lost and may get the other person involved, too.”</i>

Well <i>that</i> sucked the stained glass out of the windows.

PsycWench's avatar

<i>A child from a troubled family, Michalik told reporters, “seeks closeness with others and may get lost and may get the other person involved, too.</i>

That doesn't even make sense up close.