Political Elite Tragically Snared In Traps Set For Poor
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Mean Jean Schmidt and Stranglin' Don Sherwood aren't the only pols having trouble at the polls. * Chelsea Clinton tried to vote along with her parents this morning, but she wasn't on the books. Bill threatened to take out the polling place with a cruise missile, but was reminded that he no longer has that authority. Hillary promised to "finish the job" in '08. Poor Chelsea had to fill out a provisional ballot.
Political Elite Tragically Snared In Traps Set For Poor
Political Elite Tragically Snared In Traps…
Political Elite Tragically Snared In Traps Set For Poor
Mean Jean Schmidt and Stranglin' Don Sherwood aren't the only pols having trouble at the polls. * Chelsea Clinton tried to vote along with her parents this morning, but she wasn't on the books. Bill threatened to take out the polling place with a cruise missile, but was reminded that he no longer has that authority. Hillary promised to "finish the job" in '08. Poor Chelsea had to fill out a provisional ballot.