Politician Gets It Wrong On 'Bull Semen'
Some expert journalism has revealed that Maine Republican candidate for governor Paul LePage discussed some serious issues at a GOP primary forum back in October of 2009:
The State of Maine is the only state in the United States of America that charges sales tax on bull semen. You hear that? Bull semen. The only place in the United States of America - this state.
But actually this is false. Bull Semen is not only not taxed, but it is also tax deductible and Maine sends you a "Congratulations!" card in the mail, every time you buy some.
We need to submit an entry to the Urban Dictionary:
<b>Bull semen</b> <i>(interjection and noun)</i>: A dismissive term for a statement that is both untrue and salacious.
&quot;Lindsey Graham shaves his vulva? I call bull semen!&quot;
&quot;I say, my good man! Your coffers seem unusually swollen today.&quot;
&quot;mmmph, mphhh mhhp?&quot;