Some expert journalism has revealed that Maine Republican candidate for governor Paul LePage discussed some serious issues at a GOP primary forum back in October of 2009: The State of Maine is the only state in the United States of America that charges sales tax on bull semen. You hear that? Bull semen. The only place in the United States of America - this state.
It is an outrage! We have fallen so far. From how our founding fathers had the Bull Semen Party and they all threw crates of bull jizz into the Boston Harbor, to now taxing it right out of the reach of hopelessly parched politicians. What will he feed his children, you heartless socialists?!
We need to submit an entry to the Urban Dictionary:
<b>Bull semen</b> <i>(interjection and noun)</i>: A dismissive term for a statement that is both untrue and salacious.
&quot;Lindsey Graham shaves his vulva? I call bull semen!&quot;
&quot;I say, my good man! Your coffers seem unusually swollen today.&quot;
&quot;mmmph, mphhh mhhp?&quot;
(disclosure - I live in Maine)
How do they practice safe sex in Maine? They mark the sheep that kick.
It is an outrage! We have fallen so far. From how our founding fathers had the Bull Semen Party and they all threw crates of bull jizz into the Boston Harbor, to now taxing it right out of the reach of hopelessly parched politicians. What will he feed his children, you heartless socialists?!