Good news: I start a new job on Monday. It's a temp job, but it will do for now. It may last until January.
Bad news 1: I'm going to be one of the things I despise most...a collection agent for a bank. At least they don't employ adversarial tactics. I was told that they not only want to collect the money, but also keep the people as customers, so there's that.
Bad news 2: Not really bad news, but just simply appalling. I have to undergo a background check (I hope I cancelled my subscription to Muslim Brotherhood Monthly in time) AND a piss test. Background check and a drug test For.A.Fucking.Temp.Job.
Greatest post of the day.
Nice thought, but we're talking about Yon Dung here, so no such luck.
Know what you really need to do? Find out why they think this job is temporary.
If you can't goose-step in synch with the rest of the platoon, you're a RINO.
OT, Personal:
Good news: I start a new job on Monday. It's a temp job, but it will do for now. It may last until January.
Bad news 1: I'm going to be one of the things I despise most...a collection agent for a bank. At least they don't employ adversarial tactics. I was told that they not only want to collect the money, but also keep the people as customers, so there's that.
Bad news 2: Not really bad news, but just simply appalling. I have to undergo a background check (I hope I cancelled my subscription to Muslim Brotherhood Monthly in time) AND a piss test. Background check and a drug test For.A.Fucking.Temp.Job.
As the young people say, FML.