As the day winds down, you were probably thinking "man, I really wish I could read one million words by some guys over at Politico pimping a new book, but only if they really hype it with an over-the-top nonsense headline." Now is the time for all your dreams to come true, little ones, because Jonathan Allen and Amie Parnes have given you 14,122 paragraphs from their new book,
In order to gain any respect with the GOP, you have to <strike>prove you&#039;re really a Suthun Boy at heart even if you were bred in lockjaw wasp New England</strike> lose the respect of every other human being on the planet.
OK, that&#039;s it. Time for Wonkette to write a full-length <strike>fanfic</strike> screenplay.
It will be titled The Bridges of Badassin County. Or maybe Bridget Kelly&#039;s Diary.
It will star <i>all</i> the bridges:
Sarah Palin as the Bridge to Nowhere Hillz as the Bridge to the Future Chris Crafty as the GW Bridgegate Jeff Bridges as the Dude (duh) John McCain as a Bridge Too Far Marco Rubio as the Bridge on the River Who the Fuck Knows Why Tagg, Craig, Josh, Matt, Mutt, Muff, and Bombur Romney as the Seven Bridges for Seven Brothers The states of MN, WI, and TX as the Bridges at Sum Dum Goi
Clippy! I could have sworn we killed you in 2010.
Yeah most of what the GOP identifies as Southern, or Patriotic, or Real American(TM) was invented by ex-New York Jews in an office in Century City.
Dalek Libelz!
at least they poked fun at Micheal Bay bombing at CES
he&#039;ll be on the RW faux Christian grifter circuit soon enough- that little parting shot was his audition
In order to gain any respect with the GOP, you have to <strike>prove you&#039;re really a Suthun Boy at heart even if you were bred in lockjaw wasp New England</strike> lose the respect of every other human being on the planet.
I guess if nobody else is going to ask,... Did B. Ghazi make it to Hillz&#039; Top Ten?
Just wait until they find those bodies down in Whitewater, Arkansas.
second place is free dry cleaning for a year
Muahahahahaha ~B Obama
Look! It&#039;s <strike>Halley&#039;s</strike> Hillary&#039;s comet!
I didn&#039;t realize Kitty Kelley had started writing for Politico...
OK, that&#039;s it. Time for Wonkette to write a full-length <strike>fanfic</strike> screenplay.
It will be titled The Bridges of Badassin County. Or maybe Bridget Kelly&#039;s Diary.
It will star <i>all</i> the bridges:
Sarah Palin as the Bridge to Nowhere Hillz as the Bridge to the Future Chris Crafty as the GW Bridgegate Jeff Bridges as the Dude (duh) John McCain as a Bridge Too Far Marco Rubio as the Bridge on the River Who the Fuck Knows Why Tagg, Craig, Josh, Matt, Mutt, Muff, and Bombur Romney as the Seven Bridges for Seven Brothers The states of MN, WI, and TX as the Bridges at Sum Dum Goi
It appears you are trying to compile an enemies list
Would you like help?
A) Get help compiling an enemies list
B) Just kill Vince Foster without help
C) Don&#039;t show this blue dress again
Since Politico is involved, perhaps a Twit List?
Salt and butter.