6 Comments
User's avatar
Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer And wishing you were here

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're so chubby and so neat With your funny clothes and your squishy nose You're like a German parakeet All right so people say that you don't care But you've got nicer legs than Hitler And bigger tits than Cher Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer And wishing you were here

Expand full comment
Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

D'oh! You beat me to it!

Expand full comment
Lot_49's avatar

I hate this man so much my modest ability to make funneh is neutralized by his evil.

Remember when Shrub proposed him as head of the 9/11 Commission and was laughed out of the room? There was a reason.

Expand full comment
Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Until last week, I assumed his body was dead. His soul, or whatever passed for it, departed this Earth long ago.

Expand full comment
Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Does Henry the K shop at the same Orphaned-Third-World-Street-Urchins-R-Us that Darth Cheney uses?

Expand full comment
Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

or wear white after Labor Day!

Expand full comment