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SullivanSt's avatar

Politico, where sad hacks go to fester.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The judges would also accept "Shut The Fuck Cup"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You know who else was a strawman? It's Hitler.

Oh did I do that wrong? My Politico.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I am wondering if this Po'o article was totally plagiarized from unskewedfacts.com

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Grasping at straws? They're giving The Scarecrow a fucking handie.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You're not so bold! Strawman! POOPIE PANTS JERKFACE OBAMA!!

*Politico runs away crying*

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>Cap-and-trade legislation akin to McCain-Lieberman has been dead for some time, and Obama’s one of the guilty parties.</i>

By this logic, the Secret Service killed President Kennedy!

Lot_49's avatar

Of course. but CEOs are a superior breed of creature, deserving every good thing that befalls them, even after they fuck it all up on a titanic scale. If you doubt this, just ask any CEO on the Compensation Committee.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

'I'm so confused.... "

I see a future for you writing at Politico

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today's ear worm is brought to you by the good folks at...

Mahousu's avatar

Even shorter, even more appropriate = POLITICO: STFU.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

expecting Politico to actually make sense was your first mistake...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

when he found out that Oz shortchanged the Tinman

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

how else will they keep the mouth breathers that fill their comments section clicking on their stories?

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Is that the best coffee mug Politico can come up with? Wonkette is kicking their ass on content *and* merchandising.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and lots of major seventh chords