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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"... It was signed by the hand of Ray Kock. My dad had done a little training lesson or whatever for Scrote's when there was just a handful of restaurants and I saw this thing and was like, this is a gold mine, dad! What are you doing?"

Chris Grrr's avatar

And this bird you cannot change.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>including selling fitness equipment. </i>

Door-to-door Thighmaster, no doubt.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In China, it's called "The American Owl Restaurant". Which makes you wonder what kind of wings you'll get there.

Spurning Beer's avatar

There was a C. O. Jones restaurant in Connecticut, I think, for a while. Until the unformatted name got discovered.

Mahousu's avatar

Was "selling fitness equipment" part of some MLM scam? Because I don't really think it counts as a job if your net income is negative.

Spurning Beer's avatar

What do your friends call you, may I ask?