It's time for the greatest scientific barometer of America's intellect, the Vanity Fair/CBS News poll of dingbat potpourri questions thrown at a representative sample of Americans who haven't had their phone lines turned off by Verizon yet. What did our pollsters ask
meh. las vegas.
you know what OTHER city was decadent?
Geezers - Old &amp; Pathetic.
<b>G</b>et <b>O</b>ff my <b>P</b>huckin&#039; lawn
Republican&#039;ts don&#039;t vote for the joke answer. (A), they have no sense of humor, and (B), even if they do, they don&#039;t know which ones <i>are</i> the joke answers.
In Lindsey&#039;s house its Gravy on Pork with a ham biscuit.
Goatse&#039;s Obscene Piehole (not to be confused with the one depicted in his famous photo)
<i>coming on DVD tomorrow!</i>
a. &quot;The Undefeated&quot; b. Entry on Rich Lowry&#039;s to-do list
Gross Oily Palin
Giant Obnoxious Perverts
Greedy Olds Pontificate
Well, they ain&#039;t so &quot;grand&quot; anymore -- what with the Tea Party takeover. So I guess &quot;OP&quot; is a more accurate acronym. And I think the Tea Party cancels out the &quot;party&quot; the way kryptonite cancels out Superman&#039;s power. So I guess it&#039;s just &quot;O&quot; -- Old? Or is that a zero?
Greedy Overlord Party (owned and operated by Gilded Ossified Plutocrats)