It's time for the greatest scientific barometer of America's intellect, the Vanity Fair/CBS News poll of dingbat potpourri questions thrown at a representative sample of Americans who haven't had their phone lines turned off by Verizon yet. What did our pollsters ask
Republican&#039;ts don&#039;t vote for the joke answer. (A), they have no sense of humor, and (B), even if they do, they don&#039;t know which ones <i>are</i> the joke answers.
Well, they ain&#039;t so &quot;grand&quot; anymore -- what with the Tea Party takeover. So I guess &quot;OP&quot; is a more accurate acronym. And I think the Tea Party cancels out the &quot;party&quot; the way kryptonite cancels out Superman&#039;s power. So I guess it&#039;s just &quot;O&quot; -- Old? Or is that a zero?
meh. las vegas.
you know what OTHER city was decadent?
Geezers - Old &amp; Pathetic.
<b>G</b>et <b>O</b>ff my <b>P</b>huckin&#039; lawn
Republican&#039;ts don&#039;t vote for the joke answer. (A), they have no sense of humor, and (B), even if they do, they don&#039;t know which ones <i>are</i> the joke answers.
In Lindsey&#039;s house its Gravy on Pork with a ham biscuit.
Goatse&#039;s Obscene Piehole (not to be confused with the one depicted in his famous photo)
<i>coming on DVD tomorrow!</i>
a. &quot;The Undefeated&quot; b. Entry on Rich Lowry&#039;s to-do list
Gross Oily Palin
Giant Obnoxious Perverts
Greedy Olds Pontificate
Well, they ain&#039;t so &quot;grand&quot; anymore -- what with the Tea Party takeover. So I guess &quot;OP&quot; is a more accurate acronym. And I think the Tea Party cancels out the &quot;party&quot; the way kryptonite cancels out Superman&#039;s power. So I guess it&#039;s just &quot;O&quot; -- Old? Or is that a zero?
Greedy Overlord Party (owned and operated by Gilded Ossified Plutocrats)