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Frank Underboob's avatar

Sounds like they polled the same demographic who prefer Clinton to Sanders.

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Annake_Merle's avatar

Why is it I am constantly amusing myself with thoughts of "Betcha you can use a good COMMUNITY ORGANIZER, right about now, eh?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the hack is silent, lol

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Shoot4themoon's avatar

Eleven hours. And she didn't break a sweat. Something Trey Gowdy can't say.

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obamafone's avatar

Worship baby Jesus on SUNDAY?

DAMN! THAT'S what I'm doing wrong!

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ahughes798's avatar

Hmm. I thought that psychopaths were those deemed to be a physical danger to themselves or others?

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ahughes798's avatar

I am an old and I proudly still have a landline, and will have one til they quit having them or I die, whichever comes first. I hate talking to people on my cellphone, or with people on their cels when I am on my land line. Cell phones make everyone sound like they're talking from the bottom of a well, and there's also the pesky delay thing where you get to talk over each other. My landline is crisp, clear, and no delay(unless I'm talking to someone using a cell phone.)

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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

Please, oh please do this!

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bobbert's avatar

You're not allowing for the fact that most of the cellphone users have let their batteries die.

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Perkniticky's avatar

Hey, I resent that stereotype - I don't live in upstate NY!

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UpstateNYObserver's avatar

It's got nothing to do with truth. It's all about the lie. Tell it loud enough, often enough, get to go viral enough and it's suddenly, magically true. That's been the essence of Republican campaigning (especially Trump's) since this circus started.

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WampusKat's avatar

Which demographic would that be? Teenagers and college freshmen who think a Christian Reconstructionist like Ron "White Power" Paul and various other neo-Confederate Koch-sponsored wingnuts are "civil libertarians" thanks to con artist Glenn Greenwald: http://www.yaliberty.org/po...

Um, yeah... this is what Greenwald has been pushing liberals (particularly youngsters) to embrace as "left-wing" since 2007: http://www.politicalresearc...

Hint: "anti-war" white supremacists aren't civil libertarians and they're also not particularly anti-war: http://dneiwert.blogspot.co...

I could go on, but Dok don't like it when I do... so, bottom line: Greenwald ain't never met a white supremacist he didn't like and for all his Bernie Bro-ing about the Iraq war (started by lying Republicans, ended by the Democrats), GG was all for carpet bombing the Middle East back in the day as well as slandering legitimate socialist anti-war protesters: http://glenngreenwald.blogs...

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

So, by and large you favor nautical references?

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

TREASON!Well, the poll put the demographics of the survey out, which is a GoodThing™. Otherwise it is How to Lie with Statistics, Vol 203. Of course, these are the folks who believe Hillary is going to be arrested, PBO is destroying the country, I'm not up on the conspiracies du jour, so will leave it at that. But they're dire and only semi-organized nitwits can save us from them.

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Don't you libruls know maths? You forgot to apply the Laffer Curve. See? Trump by a landslide!

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Ooh! Ooh! Yes!

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