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NOW? Today, this year?? Why on Earth except to telegraph Repubs, don't worry, be happy! Need a Night of the Long Knives with these people.

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Where's Here, sucker?- Clint Eastwood, Magnum Force(?) Greetings BTW. Can't anyone eject them as a criminal nuisance?

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I know, wouldn't it be funny if he loses more votes himself from his anti-absentee campaign. All those decrepit Red State codgers voting to gut their Medicare- "But he SAYS he has a plan!!"

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Ha ha. I once met Starsky + Hutch filming a scene in the St in LA Laland. Asked Paul Michael Glazer why he talked so funny, prechewing his words, and he said "Why, I don't talk funny at all," in a pretty credible upper crust Brit accent.

I lived in Florida, even got a commercial drivers license (even for semis) for which, get this- there was no driving test, maybe no written test either!!! Rick Scott got busted for 30 mil of Medicare Fraud, that's a good qualification for highest offices in the State. One (Only) good thing about DeSantis (got school lunch milk cartons from a DeCiantis Bros, so his name rankles) is that he isn't the AGW Denier fkwit that Scott was.

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My theory is that Florida holds the worst reps of every racial, ethnic, + regional group that have migrated there.

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No, they just want to live in a land without winter, but when the weather is always the same, your brain turns to mush. 3 years in Hawaii, went swimming on Christmas, but you could just choose your weather by just driving up the mtn(s) in your camper- 85-32F. Depends on whether the Mauna's are 2 or only 1 mtn.

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Violating an NDA isn't a crime; it's so unprecedented to do it to Gov employees, the NDAs themselves are probly crimes!

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Or a day of the short ropes.

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An NDA cannot be enforced if it is being used to conceal the breaking of a law. All you need to do is make sure everyone knows that.

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Yeah, me too. If some of these vote suppressors had had a conversation with the Great Beyond, I think the rampant home stretch criminality of the the Rscum might have been tempered.

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TOPOL is a Russian mobile nuclear ICBM, or IRBM. Beware of Doctors named after nukes.

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So, an outlier website

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+61 Million have already voted as of yesterday afternoon- almost as much as totals of each candidate in 2016. Looking for absolute record turnout- 65%, at least since 1908, when Teddy went wild?? Or people were, I don't know, more ... patriotic?

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Doesn't it have to go to the Ukraine for several months first?

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If the court decides we need a Democratic congress to say Fuck NO!

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Hey SCOTUS- get away with it once, shame on us. Try it a second time and there my be some problems.

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