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Fuck them all, Katie.

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I lived in extremely blue Santa Clara County for thirty years, and got exactly one poll call. To be fair, I may have missed some by being at work, but still, one.

Since mid-2009, I've lived in fairly-red Tuolumne County. During election season, I get a poll call about three times a week. And most of these arrive at times when I would have received them back in my Santa Clara County days, despite my work hours.

Who says there's any bias in polling?

Oh. That would be me.

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But, you do know what a myrmidon is, ain'a?

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By George, I think you've got it!

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You <i>are</i> some kind of English major/postgrad/PhD, aren't you? Because you write beautifully. I wish I could do that.

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Totally. That was my first thought.

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I had a Lab named (in Human) "Ace", and if there is a Heaven (which I must admit I doubt), that motherfucker better be there.

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Fuck pity. They got major gains in state-level legislation, and stymied anything useful at the Federal level. I don't pity the motherfuckers, I want to strangle them.

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I would support him on one of Vlad the Impaler's posts.

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Possible problem: the bulk of the American electorate is so stupid that they might respond to "backwards" polls by switching their affiliation to the "backward" position.

Be careful.

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It's not as great as it sounds. Gingerich spilled paint everywhere and left before the job was done. Rick Perry can't make a dry martini to save his life.

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can you IMAGINE that woman as first lady? that's enough to make me weep.

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<i>He told me, “I got a survey. I don’t normally answer these calls, but I did [this time]..."</i>

He went on. "I never thought this would happen to me. At the time my neighbor was sunbathing. She's 24 and likes an all-over tan. She doesn't know I can see into her backyard from my attic window. Needless to say, that it where I took the survey."

Dave continued to explain the survey methodology. "When they asked if I hated white people, I was staring at the most beautiful bronze body God put on Earth. So naturally, I practically shouted 'No'!. Unfortunately, my neighbor heard me, looked up, and knew I was watching. I say 'unfortunately', but it turned out be the greatest afternoon of my life."

Dave then provide a very detailed explanation of what made it his greatest afternoon.

"My neighbor says she loves pubic poling. And I'm not going to argue!" he concluded.

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<i>Nobody loves their donkey schoolboy bukkake porn like a closeted rightwinger.</i>

Especially Romney.

Apparently he wants it all for himself. Um, to review.

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Just like exposing racism is the <i>real</i> racism, asking people about Conservative's racism is even more extra realer.

PPP IS HITLER

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There just aren't enough tissues in the entire world to attend to all these butt hurt Republicans and their epidemic of pearl clutching vapors...

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