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Mondoshawan's avatar

I bet those philistines are against wasabi as well. A pox on them, with pointy votes!

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

That's awful! I'm afraid of what it might drive Devin to do. I hope he doesn't have a duel with Mike. Mike went to Harvard, you know. Think that's why Gem has been snuggling up to him that way? Is Gem no better than she should be?

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ontheotherhand's avatar

As long as it's pretty . . .

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Dibs on their stereo!

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I want their pretty designer shoes, if they are in my size and gently worn.

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John McLaughlin's avatar

I wonder how Mr. Teabagger, Sec. of State Pompeo, feels about Trump's running up the debt? Groovy type of love?

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Leftflank's avatar

Of course it is, TRUST me.

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Kathleen Warnock's avatar

Malinowski's another one of the Blue Wave to watch. Particularly strong on human rights, served in Obama's State Dept. Oh, and a Rhodes Scholar.

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bettycat's avatar

He doesn't care.

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ontheotherhand's avatar

Deeply torn between my desire to mumble something about purple polyester stretch pants, XXL, and un-gently worn, and the desire to be a better person than that. Will get back with you when the shoulder-angels have finished duking out it. Looks like this could take awhile. [takes out popcorn and popper]

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Dave's avatar

"...the Trump administration has a super secret and very cool plan to change the government in North Korea, except for they haven't thought of it yet."

And they haven't thought of it yet for their infrastructure plan. Or their Trumpcare plan. Or their plan for Social Security, or Medicare/Medicaid, or their Taco Trucks on Every Corner plan.

Well, other than "Unless You're in the .01% You Can Just Fuck Off And Die" plan... THAT one's covered!

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

All yours my dear. I want their power tools. I gots plans.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

You are a gentle-monster. Just between us, I love a good power tool also. Spouse bought me a petite drill for my latest project.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I commend your restraint and shudder to think what shoes would be worn with that, Crocs probably.

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shocktreatment's avatar

There's "throw a rock into the hog effluent" dirty, then there is, like Lolita "dirty"...

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