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Lefty Mark's avatar

The Poor Can Never Be Fined Enough.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Once you reach the tens of millions level, having insurance coverage isn't a priority. You can easily cover the costs of any treatments you might ever need out of pocket.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

In Colorado, every day is 4/20.

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Elliot Carver's avatar

He isn't necessarily incorrect. Rich is entirely a relative term. If you make $500,000 a year and live in 15 Central Park West with Russian oligarchs, corporate raiders and Wall Street CEOs, I guarantee you that you won't feel rich. However if you take that money and move to Jonesboro, Arkansas, you'll probably feel different.

Christie would feel better if he started hanging out with poor people, maybe some starving artists, hipsters, day laborers, university lecturers and street performers.

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SWEETSWOO's avatar

I want that fat arse in jail for his criminal activities! Starving people and children while spending 300 thousand dollars of Taxpayer dollars on SNACKS and lunches for his tub of lard mouth is NOT only disgusting but a waste! He needs a wake up call --

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Morsum me's avatar

Undefined.

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leemoder's avatar

Fun concept, ain't it?

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leemoder's avatar

You know who ELSE had a birth...uh, thought 4/20 was a...pretty nifty date on the calendar.

So, it's a bit of a stretch. I figure I'm entitled to a Godwin hack.

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Ted Oh God No Cruz, whose 2012 annual income was estimated at a bit over $1.2 million

That's a lot of cash to carry around while he's in in the back of the pickup with the other foreigners.

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Alex Grey's avatar

*sad face*

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I hope you at least put a joint or two in his lunchbox for the occasion

(also too, as a young pinhead, every day was senior ditch day for me. It's amazing how much trouble one can get into when the teachers think you're one of the smart ones and make the mistake of giving a teenage boy independent study)

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

It's 4:20 somewhere

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

They should just rename my entire neighborhood 4:20.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Nobody forced him to have four kids.

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Wombat's avatar

It must be tough trying to raise four kids on a mere $700k a year. I'll bet they can barely put food on the table. I really feel for that guy. Said no one ever.

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Wombat's avatar

I, too, have a net worth. It's just not a positive number. Honestly, I'm not even sure it's a real number.

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