It looks like a drugstore pill cutter. For whatever mindfuck substance Elon is hooked on at any given moment. Probably meth in tablet form, just like the rest of his Nazi forebears.
I went to volunteering. It was lovely, although we only got things to sort through about 1/2 the time I was there.
Then Mom picked me up, and we drove to the local recreation center. I was hoping they'd have a boxing bag. They don't, but they do have some pickleball times, and I've been wanting to learn that.
I signed up. They accept Silver Sneakers, which I have on account of my stroke and surgery years ago.
So I got in! I even have a neat little laminated card I can have the clerk scan to get in! It's just a slip of paper sealed in plastic. It's so sweet, though.
Hear me out: We should seize all those ugly cybertrucks, park one at every electrical substation, and take the wheels off. Then we use those batteries to charge in the a.m. and discharge during peak demand hours. Everybody's electric bills will go down overnight
Also the Communist Manifesto has a whole chapter on how symbols of colonialism in South Dakota are the critical nexus of how the bourgeoisie conspire to repress the working man!
there is a fantastic story regarding the naming of what became the Edsel, with names solicited from notable poets and 'public intellectuals' of the day
Here in the SF Bay Area, every third Tesla I see, and not even the blocky, horrible douche-mobiles but the regular Teslas that are actually kind of nice-looking, have bumper stickers on them that say something like, "I bought this before I found out Elon Musk is crazy."
Worst matchbox car ever. If we had Cybertruck matchboxes in the 80s or 90s they would be the one that would either get burnt, chewed up by the dog, or rusted because it was left outside in the dirt.
All I have to say about cars is that I've been waiting for decades for a car with a feature like the one James Bond drove in "The Living Daylights" where the headlights conceal missile launchers, crossed with the one he drove in "Goldfinger" with the rotating license plates. You really need both to do the job properly and get away with it.
We used to shoot bottle rockets from the rain gutters of my friend's Datsun as we were driving, pretending we were in one of those Star Wars fighter things.
Ta, Robyn. Whenever Meccalopolis and I see a Cybertruck on the road, we point and laugh. Our favorite siting was on one of those big tractor-trailers used to transport cars. I know their shape has been compared to dumpsters, and that's accurate. More accurate is that they're shaped like the small disposal units for sanitary napkins one finds on the floor of public toilets.
I regularly pass by a cyber truck on my way home from work each night. I'm heading east, and he's (I assume) going west. Each night we cross paths, I always think to myself, "What a dumbass."
Glad to know there's even fewer dumbass Americans than I thought. America, Fuck Yeah!
It looks like a drugstore pill cutter. For whatever mindfuck substance Elon is hooked on at any given moment. Probably meth in tablet form, just like the rest of his Nazi forebears.
https://i.postimg.cc/XJfVrBGW/IMG-0199.jpg
When I were a lad, every car I drew was nothing but straight lines.
I was five years-old at the time.
Memorial for Fukui is up.
The Cybertruck is the Trapper Keeper of cars.
I hope there will be a chat room posted tonight.
I went to volunteering. It was lovely, although we only got things to sort through about 1/2 the time I was there.
Then Mom picked me up, and we drove to the local recreation center. I was hoping they'd have a boxing bag. They don't, but they do have some pickleball times, and I've been wanting to learn that.
I signed up. They accept Silver Sneakers, which I have on account of my stroke and surgery years ago.
So I got in! I even have a neat little laminated card I can have the clerk scan to get in! It's just a slip of paper sealed in plastic. It's so sweet, though.
Hear me out: We should seize all those ugly cybertrucks, park one at every electrical substation, and take the wheels off. Then we use those batteries to charge in the a.m. and discharge during peak demand hours. Everybody's electric bills will go down overnight
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Trump says communists are trying to blow up Mount Rushmore"
We are?
One thing the middle of nowhere South Dakota is known for
Communists.
He’s day dreaming he’s in north by northwest again. WHERE IS EVA MARIE SAINT
Also the Communist Manifesto has a whole chapter on how symbols of colonialism in South Dakota are the critical nexus of how the bourgeoisie conspire to repress the working man!
anywonk who had been waiting
may stop waiting nao, because yrrrrrr
smoking lamp is lit!
[thank fuck, thank Fukui, and dear fucking lordt!!]
there is a fantastic story regarding the naming of what became the Edsel, with names solicited from notable poets and 'public intellectuals' of the day
I think it was Marianne Moore who'd suggested
the Ubiquitous Turtletop, and
Bullet LaVolta, and
Mongoose Civique
etc., etc
Here in the SF Bay Area, every third Tesla I see, and not even the blocky, horrible douche-mobiles but the regular Teslas that are actually kind of nice-looking, have bumper stickers on them that say something like, "I bought this before I found out Elon Musk is crazy."
A shithead 12 year old boy's idea of a car.
Favorite sign photographed at a Tesla dealership: "We hate him too"
Worst matchbox car ever. If we had Cybertruck matchboxes in the 80s or 90s they would be the one that would either get burnt, chewed up by the dog, or rusted because it was left outside in the dirt.
Hammered to simulate high-speed crash.
For the record, as a shithead twelve year old boy, I wanted a '69 Dodge charger. Now I want another one.
I remember that sign. It was at the SF showroom.
Henry Ford didn’t make US soldiers guard Edsels from getting urinated and spat upon while parked.
But he was definitely a "Jews! Will Not! Replace Us!" kinda fellow, so they had that in common in addition to the breathtakingly obscene wealth.
All I have to say about cars is that I've been waiting for decades for a car with a feature like the one James Bond drove in "The Living Daylights" where the headlights conceal missile launchers, crossed with the one he drove in "Goldfinger" with the rotating license plates. You really need both to do the job properly and get away with it.
We used to shoot bottle rockets from the rain gutters of my friend's Datsun as we were driving, pretending we were in one of those Star Wars fighter things.
The late Don Rickles was known to drop his pants and fire a rocket.
https://youtu.be/TvHsN5-YBLI?si=zos1-Mafhkv1lZH- [Musical accompaniment]
*hums Bruce Cockburn innocently*
Strangely enough, it looks like the used Cybertruck market hasn't crashed yet. But it will.
Wait. Don't you have to have a market for it to crash?
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"I am here to announce my candidacy" -- Trump opened his speech in Georgia by musing about running for an illegal third term"
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Trump: "Go out and buy a Dell computer"
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Pumping...
At least he manages to name the correct company.
I'm waiting for him to call out and promote a company that's been gone since the 90's.
I thought of Gateway but someone has brought that brand back for low end laptops.
Buy Enron!
Ta, Robyn. Whenever Meccalopolis and I see a Cybertruck on the road, we point and laugh. Our favorite siting was on one of those big tractor-trailers used to transport cars. I know their shape has been compared to dumpsters, and that's accurate. More accurate is that they're shaped like the small disposal units for sanitary napkins one finds on the floor of public toilets.
I was walking toward the recreation center in town when I saw one earlier today.
I laughed.
>>More accurate is that they're shaped like the small disposal units for sanitary napkins one finds on the floor of public toilets.<<
lol Epic.
Bwah!
HAHAHAHA oh that’ll really get under Elon’s plaster-supremacist skin, his “signature achievement in engineering” being rebranded as a Tamponmobile!
The superhero transportation we neither wanted nor needed.
I regularly pass by a cyber truck on my way home from work each night. I'm heading east, and he's (I assume) going west. Each night we cross paths, I always think to myself, "What a dumbass."
Glad to know there's even fewer dumbass Americans than I thought. America, Fuck Yeah!